i also spoke wit him 2 mins ago.
baba said he wil b comin bak on 25th dec, dis yr.

abeg, if he call person make dem no dey tel us again.... ekpa

NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION.
COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: APC 101
TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions
1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
(i.) Dollar increase.
(ii.)Fuel Price increase
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings
2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased
3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.
4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.
5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.
6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.
7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?
8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.
9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?
10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.
11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon.
(iv)- ear disorder.
12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.
13. Write a short Essay on why Hajiya Aisha Buhari "visited" USA but did not go to say 'Hi' to Mrs. Mitchell Obama.

LivingHuman:
Brother Femi can give you his number na

He has not do so.. @least I would pass direct information to Nairaland family.

Muhammadu Buhari Speaks With Alpha Conde, Chairman Of African Union, while stiff-neckedly refusing to utter a word, or make an appearance to the Nigerian people/masses who should matter most.

Comments here are funny.

Lol

lOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. I just cant stop laffing on what my country has turned into. At least he is trying to call foreigners to inform us of his hale and hearty state of vacation. There was no such calls during the late Yaradua's cabal soap opera.. Sir please recover soon and come and finish what you have started because i don't want some wailers to come here tomorrow and tell me that Nigeria would have been better if you had completed your tenure.

holatimmy:
Always phone call...
Anybody can call anybody and say I am Buhari

hmm are u sure??