NAIJA WAY OF THINKING
1. When a guy and a lady are seen discussing, they are dating.
2. If a guy tells a Lady to come, he wants to woo her.
3. All old women are witches.
4. Anybody that is too Rich has done Money Ritual.
5. A lady that is a Nurse had better wear her uniform when walking out of
the Clinic before Nigerians will think she went for an abortion.
6. Every Politician is Embezzling Money.
7. All wealthy men have joined occultic group.
8. All Lawyers are liars.
9. Philosophers are not Godly.
10. If a Pastor has plenty members in his church, he is using Jass.
11. If somebody is in the University, he or she is better than those in
Polytechnic and Colleges of Education.
12. Every Musician has joined Illuminati.
13. All Traders do cheat and lie.
14. All Men are wicked and double daters.
15. If u don’t come to church one sunday, u have started backsliding.
16. If u walk with confidence, u are proud.
17. If u decide to always be alone, u have evil spirit.
18. If u always answer question in class, u are the Teacher or Lecturer’s
boy/girl Friend.
19. Every rich Hausa man is an Alhaji while every poor one is an Aboki
20. Men are brothers in the church and are niggas outside the church.
# Ucan’t just beat the configuration of a Naija blood…
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