Sometime back, I must have been 14 or something, we were travelling from Mombasa to Nairobi, a 500 KM journey. I had been seated next to this very beautiful girl, must have been in her early twenties and all the way I was trying to pluck up the courage to talk to her but she seemed to be in discomfort, or wasn’t feeling my vibe so I lay off her.

Our bus broke down and we had to alight while it was being repaired. I went into the woods to smoke up a blunt.

Now, this is along a major highway and the woods around such roads are usually abandoned especially during that time of the night. So when I heard scuffles in the bushes I was immediately curious and went to check.

It was the same chic from the bus, taking off her jeans in a rush. She was so frenzied she was having problems with the buttons, but when they came off, she immediately squated and let rip the loudest, wettest fart I ever heard. I swear, even the crickets went silent. She proceeded to do her business right there( number two) while I watched, rooted to the spot, my joint diminishing in my hands. I don't have a shit fetish or something, it was such a juxtaposition- this beautiful chic I had a huge crush on diarrhoeaing in front of me.

She came back to the bus relatively light and happy and tried to make small talk, but I kept seeing her squatting, complete with loud ripping sound effects.

dollyjoy:
No big deal, if shitttt catch you, you Go forget Wetin dem dey call shame

I swear, even the crickets went silent.

Chimaritoponcho:
The story sounds fake
A 14year will probably not travel alone not to talk of smoking a blunt