O boi these twitter handle make sense. I will be reporting from my helicopter.
Police is your friend trust me, frsc is your friend based on your diplomacy.
But VIO is a bunch of tout and agberos cloth with uniform. Even the Devils wears white.

DirtyGold:
Trust Nigerians to abuse stuffs.... so vio is now a plague that you are now reporting and avoiding?
Smh for Nigerians

What's tha business?

bro if vio catch u eh
you go cry n beg tired n still pay through ur nose
n after you will join people in sighting them like moon

Akanniade:

Police can be nicer and more forgiving than these vio twerp.

A big lie.

If your vehicle documents are up to date no VIO will be able to terrorise you. For your vehicle documents renewal, contact Ayo on 08183844095 or visit VIS Office, Wharf Zone and ask of Ayo.

I am lost here. What is VIO?

Samiceman:
I have no idea what this thread is talking about

About how to avoid VIO in Lagos . I guess they are the poor motorists worst nightmare. The coolest way is to drive an expensive stylish vehicle, 10m upwards. I don't have problems with VIO. They usually stop poor people's cars - no mockery intended!

A good way to beat the system now...

Ayo25:
[s]If your vehicle documents are up to date no VIO will be able to terrorise you[/s].

Actually, if you're rich, no VIO can terrorize you. Some of my vehicles have expired documents but it's just another day for me in paradise. The LASG should take a chill pill; they are not the only ones that need money. They should stop terrorizing private motorists while turning a blind eye to those rickety commercial vehicles that are a menace to society.

lonelydora:
The only law enforcement officers I'm scared of is the police, not because I'm lil-livered but because their guns are not serviced from year to year and can discharge at will.

Make VIO catch you... I mean just once Abeg.... You go .......

Omo the 80k I pay for driving with expired license of 2014 and no insurance amongst other things still dey pain me die,also na so I kon enter keke dey find dia office for obalende,place when since dem born me I never go before.,abeg make I follow the handle.brb.

evilspirit:
VIO stopped me today I gladly gave them all they asked for.

We both smiled and I left.

If you have all they require no need to fear.

Please, what are the things they ask for?

UFO sightings nko?

MMMscam:


Actually, if you're rich, no VIO can terrorize you. Some of my vehicles have expired documents but it's just another day for me in paradise. The LASG should take a chill pill; they are not the only ones that need money. They should stop terrorizing private motorists while turning a blind eye to those rickety commercial vehicles that are a menace to society.

The VIO cannot arrest all vehicles in a day and it those not matter how new your vehicle is, you can still be an offender. The VIOs arrest all sort of vehicles whether rickety or new. Like I said, they cannot they cannot arrest all offenders in a day, just pray you are not unfortunate to encounter them when you dö not have all your car documents complete. And it does not matter whether you are rich or poor. As a matter of fact the real VIO customers are the rich people. Maybe you want to talk about people having the right contacts in which case I have seen poor people being arrested and set free without a fine just because they had the right contacts to call when they run into trouble with VIOs. I know what I am talking about because I worked in a VIO Office.

ayoolab:



Please, what are the things they ask for?

Road Worthiness Certificate, Drivers License, Insurance Certificate, Vehicle License, LASDRI for people who are paid drivers, Hackney Permit for Commercial Vehicles. Not having any one of them attracts a minimum fine of N20,000. I can guide you if you want to do any one of those documents.

xynerise:
I am lost here. What is VIO?

victoria island orphans

Samiceman:
I have no idea what this thread is talking about

You get car?

If VIO catch you, just once, you will know that Police is indeed your friend.

lonelydora:
The only law enforcement officers I'm scared of is the police, not because I'm lil-livered but because their guns are not serviced from year to year and can discharge at will.

Baba, Here in lagos we fear VIO more than the police cos we don't know what they are meant to check and what they are checking. The only time I can stop for VIO is only when I don't see a way to zoom off

lonelydora:
The only law enforcement officers I'm scared of is the police, not because I'm lil-livered but because their guns are not serviced from year to year and can discharge at will.

Baba, Here in lagos we fear VIO more than the police cos we don't know what they are meant to check and what they are checking. The only time I can stop for VIO is only when I don't see a way to zoom off. Otherwise I crush any of them blocking my way.

Op op op
This one u dey fear VIO like dis
Hope your car get complete paper and is road worthy

DirtyGold:
Trust Nigerians to abuse stuffs.... so vio is now a plague that you are now reporting and avoiding?
Smh for Nigerians

What's tha business?

You probably don't drive a car

lonelydora:
The only law enforcement officers I'm scared of is the police, not because I'm lil-livered but because their guns are not serviced from year to year and can discharge at will.

Lmao!!!!

evilspirit:
VIO stopped me today I gladly gave them all they asked for.

We both smiled and I left.

If you have all they require no need to fear.

What Do you mean by all they required ?. And why would a vio smile just by showing him your document , did you show them the other document?

If road safety officials are in ROAD A and VIO officials are in ROAD B . I will simply follow ROAD A and avoid ROAD B.

Samiceman:
I have no idea what this thread is talking about

buy a car and u will understand uncle

lonelydora:


A big lie.

actually, no be lie, police stop me last sunday, even though i hold all my papers, dem be ask for sunday tonic and i did not have to give them, they let me go. if na VIO, already, one go don dey inspect your tires, another one your winscreen. ask drabrey was here, make him tell you wetin him use eye see, sote him begin speak long grammar

Yehman:

Baba, Here in lagos we fear VIO more than the police cos we don't know what they are meant to check and what they are checking. The only time I can stop for VIO is only when I don't see a way to zoom off. Otherwise I crush any of them blocking my way.

of u see how I escaped from them 2 days in owerri... They block like 3 route .. If u see how we plenty reverse ehhh.. Kai Oluwa ooooo.. Them just dey do hand like come come come.. Omo one guy with corola we dey go wethral road omo u need to see how the guy reverse wen they say come come come .., them begin laugh ehhhh... Junior staff dey wear yellow and black senior dey wear white and black..




Buy a car and u will understand what vio mean..

harffie:

Make VIO catch you... I mean just once Abeg.... You go .......

Do I even stop for them? No.

Una dey fear them, fear these fotos, the real deal is finally here. Physical vehicle inspection, begins in Lagos. Drive safely because any traffic offender must bring his car to the center for inspection