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How To Identify A Typical Abuja Bleep Boy - Jennifer Yohana by blueink: 7:36am On Mar 10, 2017
In the small Twenty Something years I've been on earth, I've come across and tolerated several boys. Some are Mama's boys, baby boys and Real Men But the Bleep boy is one special specie I cannot tolerate. I hear scientist are looking for a cure to these Nuisances. So here we go:

A typical Abuja Bleep boy will Curse the women he ever had a relationship with, blaming them for all the bad things that happened in the "relationship" (if it ever was a relationship).

You see, Bleep boys just want to be something they know nothing about. They lead you on and then ghost. They will stop being with you without a good explanation. Have some new girl and when they see you are doing better without them, they crawl back hoping to kill the small joy you are now enjoying.
‎Don't mistake a baby boy for a Bleep boy. Baby boys want to have fun, they want to party, drink, have flings with no strings attached and enjoy the beautiful things without a care in the world. They'll either tell you or you'll figure it out on your own but a Bleep boy will want a purely sexually relationship for the moment but pretend he wants you for keeps.

You are dealing with an Abuja Bleep boy if he ‎disrespects women. Notice how he calls girls derogatory names? That's a fuckboy attitude. If he Disrespects his mom and doesn't treat women right or never has anything good to say about his ex and calls them ‎" Whores, crazy, pussies"‎, best believe when he's done with you he'll call you worse.

If he's a Yoruba‎ boy then you need to know that according to science, Yoruba boys (also called Yoruba demons) are Fuckboys by nature. It's in their DNA. They are certified fuckboys and heart breakers. ‎Alert others.

‎We are not saying Sending bae some sexy photos once in a while is bad, but any Abuja boy that makes it a habit of always asking for nudes anytime you are trying to have a conversation is a fuckboy. He'll pester you for nudes and When you check his phone you see several other nudes. He's uncomfortable leaving his phone unlocked because almost all the notifications coming in are nudes. If he makes you feel like you owe him Nudes, then he's a real Bleep boy.

Bleep boys want to keep things in Gray periods. If you try to define your relationship and notice he's always not straight with his response or he says "let's see what happens" or "Let's go with the flow". He's either a Bleep boy or is not into you! A Bleep boy shy's away from labels. If he never makes his intentions clear, chances are that he's a Yoruba boy displaying typical fuckboy attitude. He doesn't want you to know where you stand meanwhile he wants to keep doing the damn thing so that when things fall apart, he doesn't have to deal with guilt. We'll advice you carry your small yansh and leave him.

Any Abuja guy who's not clear about the kinda relationship he wants with you is a typical Abuja Bleep BOY!.

If He looks like May Weather or Ray J‎, nobody needs to tell you he's an Abuja Bleep boy! The most obvious sign of a Bleep boy is someone who has actually leaked someone's nudes on social media or via text and yes, if you as a guy participate in such fuckery, feel free to call yourself a Bleep Boy.

Most Abuja Bleep boys Have friends who are Fuckboys‎ themselves. After all "birds of a feather flock together". If his friends exhibit same attitude, who's to say he's not like them?!‎ Abuja Fuckboy will go against guy code by dating girls their friends have dated. I don't know if the mumu girls don't know this.

A typical Abuja Bleep boy is actually shameless. He'll keep hitting on you even when he's with another girl or after you've rejected him.

Most girls have had guys that Don't want to be seen in public with them. ‎He always has an excuse on why you can't go out together. He's busy. He's mum is a pastor and so the members of the church might see him. He doesn't feel like going and the rest. #BS!! If a man isn't proud to be seen with you in public then you are the side piece. This doesn't necessarily mean you're not good enough. He's just being a Bleep boy.

Bleep boys Always have ideas on how women should appear. Your nails, makeup and outfit must always catapult you to the apex of your "A game" if not, every time you see him, he'll point this out by making judgmental comments about your appearance. This is the ultimate Abuja fuckboy. A fuckboy will want you to constantly be on point even when you are going to weed grass. Some will say you look like an ugly man without makeup, in the end making you lose your self confidence and esteem. Run away from these type of fuckboys. They'll just drain you of your energy and esteem, after all It's not a bad thing to appear natural once in a while. But while a real man appreciates your flaws and all, an Abuja Bleep boy will always be a Bleep boy.


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Re: How To Identify A Typical Abuja Bleep Boy - Jennifer Yohana by delishpot: 7:48am On Mar 10, 2017
But girls like them that way Na.

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Re: How To Identify A Typical Abuja Bleep Boy - Jennifer Yohana by Kondomatic(m): 7:53am On Mar 10, 2017
Who's she?

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