BREAKING NEWS!!!
Listen my people, our president is still not getting himself and Lie Mohammed has suggested he should appease the gods, so he is giving out N50m to anybody who could bring the items below for rituals;
1. Two virgins from unizik(especially from masscom Dept)
2. Two oko poly girls that can communicate with correct English for 2mins without sweating.
3. A Yoruba pot of stew that has no pepper and excess palm oil.
4. Two nnewi beauty queens that knows the president of Nigeria
5. An IMO STATE girl that have not been a runs girl before.
6. Four boys from IMT that are not DJs
7. Three girls from NSUKKA that will not be smelling ogiri ogiri
8. Two boys from EBONYI STATE that are not mechanics
9. A fair IMSU girl that has less than four boyfriends and three aristos
10. Four boys from MADONNA that doesn't masturbate.
11. 6 ANSU uli campus male students that don't stay off camp..and are not cultists
12. 1 Caritas female student that have not lodged in a hotel before with the boyfriend after vacations
13. Eight NEKEDE female students that have not slept with a guy who could afford them 3Noddles to eat
14. Five ABSU girls that has never traveled out for runs...
15. 5 kano men that has never tasted gworo
16. 2 fulani that has not pursued cow.
17. 3 yoruba boys that can pronounce "help" instead of "eep"
18. Two girls from ogbomoso witout mark on their face.
19. A calabar pure virgin and not second hand virgin
20. One agbero from aba that has never tasted or smoked weed before.
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Pls for more information contact the P. A to the president or minister of information