Get help worldwide don knock im participants head with unbearable rules. Ghw die hard participants, how market now

Oh boy, dem go show dat nigeria match for dstv?

No supersport channel is showing it. I really need to watch d match.

I can speak for myself (and apparently, judging from the numbers that called for their phone verification, we are quite a good number that will agree with me ).....

I'm still in. And I phed again.

Thanks for caring.

I see a score draw. Nigeria 2 Senegal 2

U dey find attention! Smh

Nigeria will win the match

u can also watch on facebook just type nigeria vs senegal in d search

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
.
.
PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
.
Son: Hello, Sir!

Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?

Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?

Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?

Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?

Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.

Son: Okay, Sir.

Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
.
.
.
PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
.
Son: Hello, Ma!

Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?

Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.

Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...

Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.

Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?

Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.

Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...

Son: Amin Ma

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.

Son: Amin

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...

Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...

Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)

Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.

Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.

Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).

Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.

Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be

Abeg dem don c the doctor wey jump into lagoon?

A boy asked his father "Dad, how big is GOD?" Looking up at the sky his father saw an airplane and asked his son, " How big is that airplane?" The boy responded," it's small Dad! You can hardly even see it!"

Then the father took his Son to an airport hanger. Standing in front of one of the airplanes, the father asked, " and now how big is this airplane?" The boy responded," Oh Daddy, this plane is enormous!" At this point, the father said to him," that's how it is with GOD!

"How big HE is, depends on the distance between you and Him!" The closer you are to Him, the bigger HE is in your life!"```

....if you are touched ...share with friends!!

20 COMPLETE CHARACTERISTICS/BEHAVIOURS MY FUTURE WIFE MUST POSSES.
.
.
1. She must be the finest girl in her village/town/
state, to extenct that all the males(both young and old) will be fighting over her.
.
2. She must know how to drink garri with palm kernel on the floor without sugar.
.
3. She must have 6 packs.
.
4. She must have flat tommy.
.
5. She must know how to fast for 600days and nights.
.
6. She must know how to prepare meal that; Nigeria at whole will eat.
.
7. She must know to prepare all meal both local and international.
.
8. She must know how to pray for 6,882,530 hours on a spot without rest.
.
9. She must know how to operate a computer, website, and how to programme anything.
.
10. She must be slim and fair in complexion.
.
11. She must know how to drive jet, aeroplane, trailer, machine, cars and wheelbarrow.
.
12. She must know how to swim for 50 hours
.
13. She must know how to attend all church services.
.
14. She must know how to do all house chores.
.
15. She must know how to pay me 100M per week as wages.
.
16. She must know how to sing.
.
17. She must know how to cook with fire wood, charcoal, stove and gas cooker.
.
18. She must know how to stay indoor 24/7.
.
19. She must know how to repair broken eggs, glass and how to count water. Lastly
.
20. She must know Genesis to Revelation offhand.
.
.
.
If you posses all the above mentioned, what are you waiting for? Comon, give me your house adress, your parents own in particular so that I can know the requirement on how to marry you, and start preparing early.
.
.
.
NOTE: I dont wanna spend more than #2,350.02k in marrying you oo........
.
Thanks!

I am feeling so hungary right now, make I stroll go junction maybe Musa go get indomie make man chop before hunger finish am for here.

Triple H vs Seth Rollins at Wrestlemania will no doubt be the match of the night.

I wan go shit

Lol

See as people derail the thread

Boys no get joy oo

HOW TO USE GOOGLE
Google is the most popular search engine in the world. But while so many people use it, few actually get formal instructions on how to search with Google. Below, tips on how to search on Google.

Step 1: Go To Google (But Which Google?)
Obviously, to search Google, you have to go to Google. But did you know there are various ways to reach the site? In fact, that there are even different Google web sites? There are!


You can go directly to Google.com by typing in http://google.com into your web browser. That will take you to the main Google web site, which is designed to serve the United States plus the world in general.

If you are outside the United States, you may prefer to go to the version of Google designed for your own country. You’ll find a list of country-specific versions of Google shown on this page.

Google also offers a variety of “vertical” search engines, which are versions of Google that let you search just for particular types of material like images, videos or news stories. If you’re interested in specific content like this, it may make more sense to search starting at one of these subject-specific versions of Google. You’ll find a list of them here, under the “search” heading.

Step 2: Go To Google Via A Toolbar
A faster way to use Google is to enter a search into the search box that’s built into most popular browsers. Microsoft’s Internet Explorer, Apple’s Safari and Mozilla’s Firefox have little boxes in the top right corners where you can type what you’re searching for, hit return, and the search results will load into your browser:


Note that Internet Explorer may be already set to use Microsoft’s Bing search engine rather than Google, if you type into the search toolbar. This is easily changed. The article below talks more about it:

Search & Internet Explorer 8
Google also offers its own Google Toolbar for both Internet Explorer and Firefox. The toolbar makes it simple to search Google right from your browser, get “cached” copies of page, share pages and offers many other handy features. You can learn more about the toolbar or get it from Google here.

With the Google’s Chrome browser, you type your search right into the same box where you enter web addresses. The article below explains this in more detail:

Searching With Google Chrome & Omnibox
Step 3: Enter Your Search Terms
Actually searching Google is pretty easy. Just type what you’re interested in finding into the search box on the Google web site or into your toolbar!

If you’re using a toolbar, as you type, you may see words begin to appear below the toolbar’s search box. These are suggestions that Google thinks may match what you’re interested in. Google calls this “Google Suggest” or “Autocomplete.” You can ignore the suggestions, but if one seems useful, select it to save some typing.

On Google itself, you’ll not only get suggestions but as you type, actual search results will begin to load:


This is called Google Instant, and the article below talks more about it:

Google Instant Search: The Complete User’s Guide
Step 4: Review Your Search Results
After you’ve searched, you’ll get a page full of results. Some of these will be matching pages from across the web. Some of these will be matching content from those subject-specific versions of Google that were mentioned above. You might get news or image results mixed in, as you can see below:


This mixing is called “Universal Search,” and the articles below explain more about how it works:

Google 2.0: Google Universal Search
Google Universal Search: 2008 Edition
The units that get mixed in are called OneBox results. Sometimes, you’ll also get special OneBoxes that give you a direct answer, without requiring a click away from Google. For example, here’s the weather in Los Angeles:


The article below has more about how OneBox answers work:

Meet The Google OneBox, Plus Box, Direct Answers & The 10-Pack
Google also has a guide to special searches like weather, stock quotes, the current time, sports scores and more than will trigger direct answers:


You may also see ads that appear above or to the right of the main search results. The main search results are not sold, and Google says they are not influenced by advertising. Google keeps the ads separated from those results and labeled with the word “Ad” or “Ads,” as the arrows point to in the example above.

That’s an overview of the type of results you’ll see, after doing a search. Google also maintains a detailed guide to everything you’ll find on the search results page.

Step 5: Preview Your Answers
As you review results, you’ll wonder if some of the listed sites are the best answer to what you’re looking for. Google provides a way to quickly check on this. It’s called Google Instant Previews.

Next to the web page listings, you’ll see a magnifying glass symbol appear:


Click on this, and you’ll make a preview of the page for that listing appear:


For more about how this feature works, see our article below:

Google Launches Instant Previews
Step 6: Refine Your Google Search
Google doesn’t know exactly what you want, when you enter a search, so the results you get are its best guess. There are ways you can help it make better guesses. For one, Google provides a variety of ways to refine your searches, to narrow them down.

You can get back just video answers, restrict results by date, explore answers by browsing through a “Wonder Wheel” of suggestions or simple review some of the related searches it may list among your results, like these examples from a search for dvd players:


For a comprehensive guide to the many options that Google offers for refining your results, see our article below:

Meet The New Google Look & Its Colorful, Useful “Search Options” Column
There are also special commands that you can use when entering your search words. For example, if you put quotes around search words like this:

“how to search in google”
Then your results will only show pages that are deemed to have those exact words on them, in that exact order — or be relevant to those exact words in other ways.

Google has a guide to all these special commands, which you will find here.

Step 7: Congratulate Yourself!
If you found this page by doing a search on Google, congrats! You clearly already know how to Google search! But hopefully, this page has helped you learn some additional tips that you’ll find useful in your future searches.

Google also maintains a variety of help documents on how to search Google, which you’ll find here.

Also be sure to see our overview guide to Google, which leads to more information about specific Google services:

Search Engine Land’s Guide To Google

The match ended 1-1

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
.
.
PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
.
Son: Hello, Sir!

Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?

Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?

Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?

Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?

Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.

Son: Okay, Sir.

Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
.
.
.
PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
.
Son: Hello, Ma!

Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?

Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.

Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...

Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.

Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?

Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.

Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...

Son: Amin Ma

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.

Son: Amin

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...

Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...

Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)

Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.

Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.

Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).

Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.

Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be

chordrylateral:
20 COMPLETE CHARACTERISTICS/BEHAVIOURS MY FUTURE WIFE MUST POSSES.
.
.
1. She must be the finest girl in her village/town/
state, to extenct that all the males(both young and old) will be fighting over her.
.
2. She must know how to drink garri with palm kernel on the floor without sugar.
.
3. She must have 6 packs.
.
4. She must have flat tommy.
.
5. She must know how to fast for 600days and nights.
.
6. She must know how to prepare meal that; Nigeria at whole will eat.
.
7. She must know to prepare all meal both local and international.
.
8. She must know how to pray for 6,882,530 hours on a spot without rest.
.
9. She must know how to operate a computer, website, and how to programme anything.
.
10. She must be slim and fair in complexion.
.
11. She must know how to drive jet, aeroplane, trailer, machine, cars and wheelbarrow.
.
12. She must know how to swim for 50 hours
.
13. She must know how to attend all church services.
.
14. She must know how to do all house chores.
.
15. She must know how to pay me 100M per week as wages.
.
16. She must know how to sing.
.
17. She must know how to cook with fire wood, charcoal, stove and gas cooker.
.
18. She must know how to stay indoor 24/7.
.
19. She must know how to repair broken eggs, glass and how to count water. Lastly
.
20. She must know Genesis to Revelation offhand.
.
.
.
If you posses all the above mentioned, what are you waiting for? Comon, give me your house adress, your parents own in particular so that I can know the requirement on how to marry you, and start preparing early.
.
.
.
NOTE: I dont wanna spend more than #2,350.02k in marrying you oo........
.
Thanks!

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