JOKE
Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine called pasties, it was a french wine that changes colour if water is added onto it. Akpos unaware of this, sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the new wine and added water on it. Immediately it started changing colour.
Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble.
He ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, oga and madam were sitted in the parlour, while Akpos was in the kitchen.
...
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?.
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say "Oga" but when i ask you a question you don't answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything, except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask me a questionwhile i stand here.
Akpos went and did what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, i say who dey sneak enter the house girl room when madam no dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one doesnot hear anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?.
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father?. Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o, i can't understand anything at all.

old joke but stil makes me laugh any day

realsammie: old joke but stil makes me laugh any day

same here

Seeing this for the first time and still laughing

bashy_demy: Seeing this for the first time and still laughing

Which planet u dey?

larride:

Which planet u dey?

Saturn

Classic...always funny

bashy_demy: Seeing this for the first time and still laughing

Seeing this for the hundredth time and still not laughing.

Like seriously how many times dem go post dis joke for here?!

booqee: Seeing this for the hundredth time and still not laughing.

Like seriously how many times dem go post dis joke for here?!

I doubt if God can impressed or put smile on your face. Make God forgive me

bashy_demy: I doubt if God can impressed or put smile on my face. Make God forgive me

yes you can curse yourself..don't curse me bushpig!
God always puts a smile on my face and will continue to put a smile on my face till forever!
copy dat?? So deal with it! Goat..

booqee: yes you can curse yourself..don't curse me bushpig!
God always puts a smile on my face and will continue to put a smile on my face till forever!
copy dat?? So deal with it! Goat..

Sorry gurl, i know there is nothing you can do to put smile on a stone heart lady like you you wont smile, The like of you are many here but i wont mention names.

bashy_demy: Sorry gurl, i know there is nothing you can do to put smile on a stone heart lady like you you wont smile, The like of you are many here but i wont mention names.

dat one na ur own wahala.
Go to the search engine and type in dis topic, u'll see wat i'm saying. Joke wey don old tire..mtchew

Nice joke

I D FIND THE MAN WEY POST THESE JOKES

shakara4u: I D FIND THE MAN WEY POST THESE JOKES

Keep searching ok, Long time though

weda na old or nt its still gud weda na old or nt its still gud ...

Akpos asked Chichi in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"?

Chichi answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!”.

All the students in the library started staring at Akpos and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, Chichi walked quietly to Akpos’s table and she told him
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"

Akpos responded with a
loud voice: "N50000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
.
.
.
and all the people in the
library looked at Chichi in shock and Akpos whispered in her ears;
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"

Anoda lol

bashy_demy: Akpos asked Chichi in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"?

Chichi answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!”.

All the students in the library started staring at Akpos and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, Chichi walked quietly to Akpos’s table and she told him
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"

Akpos responded with a
loud voice: "N50000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
.
.
.
and all the people in the
library looked at Chichi in shock and Akpos whispered in her ears;
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"

10 Unlike.

realsammie:
10 unlike

Lol

bashy_demy: Akpos asked Chichi in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"?

Chichi answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!”.

All the students in the library started staring at Akpos and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, Chichi walked quietly to Akpos’s table and she told him
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"

Akpos responded with a
loud voice: "N50000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
.
.
.
and all the people in the
library looked at Chichi in shock and Akpos whispered in her ears;
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"

[quote author=realsamm nice joke

hahahaha Akpors u get wisdom jare