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If Jesus Came As A Nigerian, He Would Have Died By Jungle Justice. by ziga: 7:22pm On Mar 30, 2017
If Jesus was a Nigerian, he would have walked in on our Naija brothers beating up an old woman who was alleged to be a witch.

And he would say unto them, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

And the mob will say... Ah, this man sef na winch. See as him be.

And they would beat him, throway tire on top him neck and burn am.

End of story.

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Re: If Jesus Came As A Nigerian, He Would Have Died By Jungle Justice. by Nobody: 7:33pm On Mar 30, 2017
Lol funny....

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Re: If Jesus Came As A Nigerian, He Would Have Died By Jungle Justice. by Benevee: 8:14pm On Mar 30, 2017
Op must be high on something angry

Nonsense angry angry
Re: If Jesus Came As A Nigerian, He Would Have Died By Jungle Justice. by Benevee: 8:15pm On Mar 30, 2017
MykOnyxo:
Lol funny....



This is funny to you abi

I pity you angry
Re: If Jesus Came As A Nigerian, He Would Have Died By Jungle Justice. by Nobody: 8:19pm On Mar 30, 2017
Benevee:


This is funny to you abi
I pity you angry
even funnier

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Re: If Jesus Came As A Nigerian, He Would Have Died By Jungle Justice. by zionmade(m): 8:32pm On Mar 30, 2017
Op u think u know how to crack jokes with delicate matters so as to attract attention, just remember dat mad men also do funny things on d road and they get attention.
Its not a threat bro.
Re: If Jesus Came As A Nigerian, He Would Have Died By Jungle Justice. by Nobody: 8:33pm On Mar 30, 2017
Uhmm... When Jesus came the first time, he was hunted by mobs many times for saying "blasphemous" things and his death was supposedly the public's choice....








Your point undecided
Re: If Jesus Came As A Nigerian, He Would Have Died By Jungle Justice. by PrinzCarter(m): 8:41pm On Mar 30, 2017
Another weed inspired writer
Re: If Jesus Came As A Nigerian, He Would Have Died By Jungle Justice. by shaneroberts26(m): 9:15am On Mar 31, 2017
Benevee:
Op must be high on something angry
Nonsense angry angry
What would Jesus have done?
Re: If Jesus Came As A Nigerian, He Would Have Died By Jungle Justice. by shaneroberts26(m): 9:15am On Mar 31, 2017
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Re: If Jesus Came As A Nigerian, He Would Have Died By Jungle Justice. by adepeter26(m): 9:40am On Mar 31, 2017
See as them dae vex.... Posters above cheesy

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Re: If Jesus Came As A Nigerian, He Would Have Died By Jungle Justice. by xerxesII: 10:21pm On Apr 01, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin angry angry
Re: If Jesus Came As A Nigerian, He Would Have Died By Jungle Justice. by Nobody: 10:41pm On Apr 01, 2017
grin grin grin grin

The posters above are getting 'angry' but they don't see the truth in the op's words. According to Christianity, you guys believe that Jesus is magically going to come down from the sky a second time. Now let's say he decides to come as as a Nigerian, instead of a Jew (or wait, Nigeria has Jews na grin grin na joke o), and he happened to walk in on a crowd carrying out jungle justice, in all honesty, people would go bring an extra tire + more petrol to burn him alive as well. Its just the truth

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Re: If Jesus Came As A Nigerian, He Would Have Died By Jungle Justice. by xerxesII: 11:05pm On Apr 01, 2017
With his white overall and Brazilian hair grin grin angry

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Re: If Jesus Came As A Nigerian, He Would Have Died By Jungle Justice. by lepasharon(f): 11:12pm On Apr 01, 2017
zionmade:
Op u think u know how to crack jokes with delicate matters so as to attract attention, just remember dat mad men also do funny things on d road and they get attention.
Its not a threat bro.

You mad?
Re: If Jesus Came As A Nigerian, He Would Have Died By Jungle Justice. by ziga: 8:39pm On Apr 03, 2017
zionmade:
Op u think u know how to crack jokes with delicate matters so as to attract attention, just remember dat mad men also do funny things on d road and they get attention.
Its not a threat bro.

Do I look like I need anybody's attention?

Were you trying to say that I was crazy? You afraid to say it?

Bro!!!

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