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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody: 6:43am On Apr 01, 2017
Eh yah, it's really not fair... all the same

















LMAO
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Bobbyjay001(m): 7:00am On Apr 01, 2017
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.

Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew

I will aprreciate if you can still extend your gesture to me sir


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FCMB
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Snow5: 7:07am On Apr 01, 2017
I nor even need money sef..


Na job I need...


Call me if you get job for me abeg... 08133018618 or pm me or watsapp me... Anyhow...

An accountant.. 2nd class..
Na job I need...
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by zhemyfresh(m): 7:12am On Apr 01, 2017
LMAO
DDeliverer
nice one
Seun see your life
lemme come and be going
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by montecarlo(m): 7:15am On Apr 01, 2017
GTB 0032768634. Thanks bro. I tap into your blessing
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by modelsms10: 7:21am On Apr 01, 2017
ngmgeek:


Don't dare hackers. The last thing any right think person should give up is his account number, ok. cheesy cheesy

Not dont dare hackers. Just tell me wat they can do.
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by modelsms10: 7:25am On Apr 01, 2017
eezeribe:
the op actually wished he had up to 100k,but then he realised that what he had in his account was not up to 10k,he decided to change it to April fool.

ONLY A REAL FOOL WILL DECLARE APRIL FOOL ON 31ST NIGHT.

As the Op decided to Taunt people with 5k... May the labour market continue to Taunt him with job offers.
You are a wicked fella

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by NonFarmPayrol: 7:25am On Apr 01, 2017
zhemyfresh:
LMAO

DDeliverer

nice one

Seun see your life

lemme come and be going


at least they removed from front page




the op has now exposed a lot of people to danger.

its not fair when you reason that the same thing he is using to do april fool. is same approach they used in giving him money in his previous thread

lalasticlala seun mynd44 please delete this thread too many account numbers
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by outflank: 7:41am On Apr 01, 2017
Happy for you, Bruh.
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody: 8:52am On Apr 01, 2017
ugonna1054:
makes me remember that song "when money dey, friends go com, whn moni no dey friends no go com. grin grin grin

Lol, I didn't ask for money, did I? LMAO. I'd still want to be his friend all the same, very humorous guy.

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Fedupforreal: 9:06am On Apr 01, 2017
Oh DDeliverer I definitely remembered your post. I laughed then too and even followed it for a number of pages, but as a guest tho.

I'm happy your life is changed. I hope mine changes too. I know this is already on the 16th or 17th page and you may not see it but just in case you do, here's a link to my first post on Instagram, do go through it please!

https://www.nairaland.com/3692424/3rd-mainland-bridge-suicide-doctor

DDeliverer
AntiWailer
Comzy
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by chinoxstock: 9:07am On Apr 01, 2017
SnowJay92:


Lol, I didn't ask for money, did I? LMAO. I'd still want to be his friend all the same, very humorous guy.

haha, the dude funny die. Me think this is the best nairaland April Fool prank.
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by kaziblake(f): 9:39am On Apr 01, 2017
DDeliverer:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Guy,you no try at all..

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by albacete(m): 9:42am On Apr 01, 2017
Best, April Fool so far. People still don't believe this is fake. See my niggaz dropping account details like say tomorrow no dey.

There is serious hunger in the land.

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by GregJo: 9:43am On Apr 01, 2017
prynsex:
i dnt no if i will get it bt faith told me to post my acc to 0148026365 GTB,,,,,help the needy
Waoh! Faith told you to?

If only faith had told you it was a prank

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by armadeo(m): 10:00am On Apr 01, 2017
jidobaba:

Well we're in trouble if people can be this beggarly when it's not even drought and famine in the land. Tell me they won't vote Dino Melaye for president for 5k.
Parroting 'my case is different'. No homs, your case is far from different. Take that to the bank.

1. This culture of reward for no work, of 'unmerited' favor, it has to end. It is at the root of our problems as a country.

2. Ddeliverer, I question the decision making skills of your benevolent CEO. Hiring a stranger on a whim and paying 3months wages upfront is quite silly and pointless, if at all true.

3. No man born of a woman, regular member on nairaland recieves 3-4 pms daily, not even Seun. Gtfoh cheesy



Pointing no 1 is destroying this country. See how people are revealing thier accounts online for 5k.


Account number n be used to trace your name..

Take that to Facebook and those peeps who don't believe in privacy are exposed.

The rest is up to whoever traced you there.

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by armadeo(m): 10:02am On Apr 01, 2017
DDeliverer:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss


And here it is!!!!

Lol

Bookmarking this thread.

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by armadeo(m): 10:05am On Apr 01, 2017
ForValour:
Bros abeg no pranking ooo ACCESS B 0049485310


Dude your Faith would move mountains oh. Even in the face of truth you still hang on to the illusion.

whoever still posts an account number here again is the biggest fool of all.

That shows that he didn't even check to see if it was true or not.

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by jidobaba(m): 10:12am On Apr 01, 2017
armadeo:



Pointing no 1 is destroying this country. See how people are revealing thier accounts online for 5k.


Account number n be used to trace your name..

Take that to Facebook and those peeps who don't believe in privacy are exposed.

The rest is up to whoever traced you there.
They will tell you that they don't have anything to lose.
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by HIGHESTPOPORI(m): 11:25am On Apr 01, 2017
DDeliverer:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
I just dey laff since,you are a comedian for doing this
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by AsianTotal: 12:12pm On Apr 01, 2017
AsianTotal:
If this turns out to be April Fool joke I will be so disappointed in the O.P. The guy said 20 people but more than 100 Account Numbers have been dropped. Hmmm, Nigerians are just too gullible. bohari has completely destroyed this country.


And So it Goes just as I posited earlier. But why are Nigerians so gullible. Their is serious hunger in the land sha.
Fraudsters are sure having a field day on this thread. This is their thread of the year. O.P, you no try at all ooo.
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Lordkylie(f): 12:25pm On Apr 01, 2017
I had a weird feeling that this was a huge joke but then it made front page. Alas it turns out to be a biiig praank
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by zpakln: 2:09pm On Apr 01, 2017
eezeribe:
the op actually wished he had up to 100k,but then he realised that what he had in his account was not up to 10k,he decided to change it to April fool.

ONLY A REAL FOOL WILL DECLARE APRIL FOOL ON 31ST NIGHT.

As the Op decided to Taunt people with 5k... May the labour market continue to Taunt him with job offers.
Haba, broz eezeribe, is this not your initial submission
2049242072
Bank UBA...
During the transfer,for name confirmation,the initial letter of each name starts with E.. (EEE)
This is so kind of the op,once I get my alert,I will testify with my FTC.
May God bless and prosper you more.

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by zpakln: 2:15pm On Apr 01, 2017
PIPPROF:




and all of you guys will fall for this upcoming April fool



grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
forming smart this was your initial reaction
me too
0007200122 ACCESS
name initials S.Y
oya na... deny it! I will expose ya'll grin grin grin

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Elparaiso(m): 2:32pm On Apr 01, 2017
zpakln:
forming smart this was your initial reaction oya na... deny it! I will expose ya'll grin grin grin

Them wan dey deny? grin grin

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by WalkerMichael(m): 3:19pm On Apr 01, 2017
Looooooool. This guy needs to be awarded. Super smart, hilarious and witty. I love you Jare :v .... I was tricked too though, it takes a smart mind to decode that his post was just a prank.

Happy April Fool's Day everyone cheesy

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ladyF(f): 3:41pm On Apr 01, 2017
DDeliverer:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

This is very very insensitive...

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Tabbaz(m): 3:55pm On Apr 01, 2017
NonFarmPayrol:



at least they removed from front page




the op has now exposed a lot of people to danger.

its not fair when you reason that the same thing he is using to do april fool. is same approach they used in giving him money in his previous thread

lalasticlala seun mynd44 please delete this thread too many account numbers


cc
puskin
dragnet
dominique
seun
mynd44
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Tabbaz(m): 3:56pm On Apr 01, 2017
ladyF:


This is very very insensitive...

the OP is crazy. he deserve 10year ban

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Elparaiso(m): 4:14pm On Apr 01, 2017
Tabbaz:


the OP is crazy. he deserve 10year ban

He didn't force anyone to put their details.

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ngmgeek(m): 4:21pm On Apr 01, 2017
modelsms10:


Not dont dare hackers. Just tell me wat they can do.
What am I, your teacher? Go back to school then!
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Elparaiso(m): 4:29pm On Apr 01, 2017
ngmgeek:

What am I, your teacher? Go back to school then!

You could just explain to him instead of being condescending.

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