I went out with a friend and his colleagues, after the good time, he told me in private why the work mates where happy for him not knowing that he is trapped between his long awaiting promotions and April fool's prank he made:
My friend said he proposed to a girl in the office with April fool in the back of his mind but the girl was so excited and screemed, every body including their MD came out, she pointed at the ring and kissed him, as she was telling them that he just proposed to her, before he could say a word the MD declared a free lunch for all. My friend wasn't himself as the food delivery guys arrived sharing the food and drinks from gate, in the middle of the lunch their MD said " That means your allowance should be increased." He became more speechless because that was a statement he said their MD usually use for promotions. At this point he didn't know how to confess that it was April Fool joke.
The major problem he has is his 2-year old relationship with another woman, now he's asking if April fool prank has expiry date? Or should he let the cat out the next working day?

bush meat don finally catch hunter

That girl brings good luck.
If you don tidy the office girl before (as in test ground), get ready to see her parents otherwise just give them like a month, then break the news to them that your people do not marry from her side unless una pass through certain traditional stuff you cannot do as a Christian.
That should work, they will understand that it's not your fault

Mumu tori

gidimasters:
Mumu tori

Very mumu story.....Them no even construct am well sef.

This is super story, a life of strife and sorrow.

hmmmm. God help us oh

Tazdroid:
Omo,man up and let that cat out o, before it becomes a Siberian tiger

Lol @Siberian tiger.
This is 4kn hilarious but I doubt if it actually happened.

Na so the girl find husband reach?

@OP

Your talent is writing fabu stories.....just work harder, you fit hammer one day

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The painful part is not that the story is false, but that your imagination is wrong.

hehehe the guy above. ..

johnaruson:
I went out with a friend and his colleagues, after the good time, he told me in private why the work mates where happy for him not knowing that he is trapped between his long awaiting promotions and April fool's prank he made:
My friend said he proposed to a girl in the office with April fool in the back of his mind but the girl was so excited and screemed, every body including their MD came out, she pointed at the ring and kissed him, as she was telling them that he just proposed to her, before he could say a word the MD declared a free lunch for all. My friend wasn't himself as the food delivery guys arrived sharing the food and drinks from gate, in the middle of the lunch their MD said " That means your allowance should be increased." He became more speechless because that was a statement he said their MD usually use for promotions. At this point he didn't know how to confess that it was April Fool joke.
The major problem he has is his 2-year old relationship with another woman, now he's asking if April fool prank has expiry date? Or should he let the cat out the next working day?

Nice tale on a Saturday.

There's a way out of it ... he should resign honorably and disappear for months. In due time everybody will get the message.

Give me ur MD number let me call him

Hmm nairalanders someone cannot play wit u pple again?

johnaruson:
I went out with a friend and his colleagues, after the good time, he told me in private why the work mates where happy for him not knowing that he is trapped between his long awaiting promotions and April fool's prank he made:
My friend said he proposed to a girl in the office with April fool in the back of his mind but the girl was so excited and screemed, every body including their MD came out, she pointed at the ring and kissed him, as she was telling them that he just proposed to her, before he could say a word the MD declared a free lunch for all. My friend wasn't himself as the food delivery guys arrived sharing the food and drinks from gate, in the middle of the lunch their MD said " That means your allowance should be increased." He became more speechless because that was a statement he said their MD usually use for promotions. At this point he didn't know how to confess that it was April Fool joke.
The major problem he has is his 2-year old relationship with another woman, now he's asking if April fool prank has expiry date? Or should he let the cat out the next working day?

but why this lie at this time? are you a liability?

Well, I'll marry the girl. She's goodluck.

But if I really don't like the girl then I'll make her 'Lord of the rings'.

Very expensive joke tho

Continue, oniro oshi

Declare the babe lord of the rings if she is not better than the later...

Wait till workers day (may 1st)

April fool's prank gone wrong or right?

Nice story ,nice promotion, nice boss ,oya marry d two ,nice and double gifts n blessing is urs , ur boss might b nice enough to retire n make u the boss

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nice story I doubt it happened

You do realize you could loose your promotion and even the job if you spill the beans right!

Proverbs 26:18-19

The River Underneath The 3rd Midland Bridge Is Waiting 4 Pple Like U.

Story! Story!!

Elthugnificent:
The painful part is not that the story is false, but that your imagination is wrong.

Ths guy has no chill at all

rotf...your problem



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