If Football was like Nollywood Movies.
One day thunder will strike and Cristiano
Ronaldo will fall on the pitch and starts
shouting, "I will confess!, I will confess!, please
oh, I will talk oh, I tied Kaka and made him lose
form".
Spectators: Heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
Christiano Ronaldo continues: I also used the
charm I got from Portugal to tie down Bale, just
to make sure he doesn't perform better.
Cristiano Ronaldo coughs and continues: I
cursed the
Jersey number 7 in Manchester United so that
any player that wears it will become a dummy
like Michael Owen, Anthony Valencia, Angel Di
Maria, Memphis Depay. Please don't give that
Jersey to Rashford, unless......
Spectators: Heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Coach: ARUU!!!! ABOMINATION!!!!!
Cristiano Ronaldo continues: I tried to kill Messi
by frustrating him during the Copa America and
also taking him to jail. But it was his God that
backfired it. My body is burning, fire oh, fire oh,
I have
confessed, I have confessed.
Spectators: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
Messi with Bible and Chaplet in his hands will
start crying on hearing the last words. He would
say in tears, "What did I do to deserve all
these?". Iniesta, Neymar and Suarez will start
consoling him.
Nollywood won't kill us some day!!! LMAO!!!


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