Group of men waiting outside ‘new inventions’ meeting room before it starts.

American, Englishman, and Jamaican.

A bleeper noise is heard, and the American looks at his shoulder, presses it and looks at the other two and says ‘ its my bleeper’,

The Englishman raises the palm of his hand to his face and starts talkin, when he finishes he looks at the other two and says ‘ that was my mobile phone’

The Jamaican thought I dont want to get left behind with all this new high tech stuff, so he gets up and leaves the room, and returns with a piece of toilet paper sticking out of his arse, the other two look at him, the Jamaican looks down and behind and says ‘ Oh!, I am recieving a fax’.

Michael Jackson Calling Jamaican Talk Show


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMB80-91KSI&feature=related

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and how does that affect?

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Peter, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Peter said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Selwin, how would you say it?'

Selwin said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Timmy, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

'I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted

how can he remember wen he hasnt eaten since yerterday.

Why you no tell me, i for raise you something na.

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The Baddest, Most Feared Man On Earth

Before daily prayers and before declaring a Fatwa, Osama Bin Laden would go into a great cave in the Hindu Kush mountains of Afghanistan. In that cave was the largest mirror in the world. He would ask it 'Oh Mirror, oh Mirror. Who is the baddest, most feared man on this great earth?'

The mirror would respond 'Oh you. Osama. Oh you Osama Bin Laden.' He would then go out, smiling, to greet the thousands of his followers.

One day he came out of the cave and dropped to the ground sobbing. His tribal leaders rushed to his side and begged him to tell them what was wrong. Through his sobs, he looked up and asked them 'Who de hell is Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab"

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The Baddest, Most Feared Man On Earth

Before daily prayers and before declaring a Fatwa, Osama Bin Laden would go into a great cave in the Hindu Kush mountains of Afghanistan. In that cave was the largest mirror in the world. He would ask it 'Oh Mirror, oh Mirror. Who is the baddest, most feared man on this great earth?'

The mirror would respond 'Oh you. Osama. Oh you Osama Bin Laden.' He would then go out, smiling, to greet the thousands of his followers.

One day he came out of the cave and dropped to the ground sobbing. His tribal leaders rushed to his side and begged him to tell them what was wrong. T[b]hrough his sobs, he looked up and asked them 'Who de hell is Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab"
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