Ok so it's christmas eve. I'm here strolling on a sidewalk in ma area, phone in hand, punching a not so tiny Qwerty keypad.
Oh yes, I tweet and walk,  some new craze I developed recently, (Nah, I ain't scared of gerrin' robbed, I'm that very rare prophet who's respected in his hometown, )

A DM (Direct Message) comes in.

"Were! Where u dey? Heard tha latest? Seems like ur boy has a run in wiv' DaGrin." It says.

I reply.

"Who? You? DaGrin ke? Werin happen?"

The idiot responds.

"Me ke? I be rapper? Itz Dampte jor! He did a diss track for DaGrin! Premiering tommorrow. Crazy ass xmas gift! Yeah?"

Ok now I walked straight into a joint across the street, sat down and typed.

"E be laik jedi-jedi don leave ur yansh affect ur mouth. Na wia u hear dat one? Aw Dampte go do somtin e no go tell me? Were!"

I pressed tha homepage button and speed-dialled Dampte's number,

Ring, Ring, Ring,  "Yo Breezi!, " He picks up.

"Sup D? Na wa to u mehn, U do diss track for DaGrin, u no tell me. Werin apun sef? Una two don get beef?"

"No comment." Dampte responds.

"Emi? No comment? I resemble press?" I retorted.

"Haha! If you're still the owner of Yeepa! Online Magazine, yes, you're press." He said.

", er, ok email me the track nah make I follow hear too nah?" I begged.

"Itz obvious you haven't been reading your emails Brova. I sent it already,  bloody ass twitter addict!" He said as he ended the call.

**Several minutes later**

I'm laughing listening to this really loud music in ma room. A few other people join me.

More laughter.

I'm entitled to my own opinion right? I also have a right to share or not share it. Yes?

Develop your own opinion too. Download here: http://www.zshare.net/audio/70314207369bbda1/

P.S. Follow me on Twitter Pls: http://www.twitter.com/breezibreeze

~Breezi~
If you don't know me, you're on a second hand long thing.

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yeepa online how far now!!!
u settled with lolly?

tried listening to the song without any bias mind!!!!! cos really my normal self will just be like F.ck any fckn idiot who disses Dagrin!!!
he is on a long thing!!!

ok that aside, i listened to song without a biased mind and am like wtf this is the lamest beef song in nigerian history!!!
no punchlines, no straight up disses nothing!!!!

only thing i can classify a diss, is wen he was like Dagrin aint a rapper!!!
and to me thats C R A P, cos we all know Dagrin is on top of the game now!!!


Dampte u dissapoint, this is G A B B A G E!!!

I couldn't even finish the song. TRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

didnt even bother listenin to it, just knew it wud be trash

tosinaded@:

yeepa online how far now!!!
u settled with lolly?

tosin u know see how dabreeze finish sauce kid for twitter 3 days ago, mehn i nearly cried for sauce cos the guy they mess am up with freestyle for twitter.

dejiariyo:


tosin u know see how dabreeze finish sauce kid for twitter 3 days ago, mehn i nearly cried for sauce cos the guy they mess am up with freestyle for twitter.

Kai! I no fit laugh. I hope se the guy don sign im will Lion dey sleep, rat go bite am for tail, Na Iku im dey take play be that na

semid4lyfe:

Kai! I no fit laugh. I hope se the guy don sign im will Lion dey sleep, rat go bite am for tail, Na Iku im dey take play be that na

guy is playn wiv fire!!! funny thing is that he aint even a match for Grin

dabreeze , you are a nimwick for being so wack.

*strolls in*. . . .*looks around*. . . .*shakes head*. . . . Hmm. . .stupidity is a talent/some brandish it like it's God sent. . .*walks away*

Absolute nonsense!

who dey diss da grin? attention seeker

I'm sure na rubbish the guy go sing,

*strolls in*. . . .*looks around*. . . .*shakes head*. . . . Hmm. . .stupidity is a talent/some brandish it like it's God sent. . .*walks away*

so much for attitude
mscheeew

Won't waste bandwidth d/ling crap.

Go pick on nursery rhymers in pry 3 instead. hissss

if only ur lyrics can be tight u will gain recognition ,
when you are dissing someone u berra come hard , else people will diss u too. dagrin is too tight for this low level of dissing , haha u no dey listen to metaphors and punchlines .?? dabreeze u disgrace hiphop no be small.

here is an advice for u, go and lock yaself into a studio,,, for 3 days ,then listen to 2pac diss to biggie, listen to modenine diss to ruggedman , listen to banky w and modenine -talkin to u , nas ether to jay z , then u will understand the real meaning of diss, even my 2 yr old sista cant be this wack when dissing! work harder son. its a good starting point for u , at least u make effort .

thrash!

na by force person dey popular? dagrin did not yab ajasa b4 people sabi am,y d unecesary beef.rubishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@Tosinadeda , Itz obvious u crave my attention. I've seen u. Swallow a chill pill k? Trust me, u don't want it wiv' me. I'll put Sauce in ur ass KiD.
@All , Thanx for ur criticisms. Some were objective some were not. But all the same, It will only push 'DAMPTE' to work harder. Dampte did the diss track not me. Lets get that clear here. Thanx again.
My name is Breezi. I aint DAMPTE. Thanx everyone.

- Breezi.

@breezi
wetin concern me concern u?? i dnt know u

*strolls in*. . . .*looks around*. . . .*shakes head*. . . . Hmm. . .stupidity is a talent/some brandish it like it's God sent. . .*walks away*

juust tut this comment was uncalled for

The guy was on grin's nuts half the time, practically stole his lyrics. Creativity: Zero! Ve-fcukin-ry lame attempt at dissing and a lamer attempt at attempting to rap. Why did i even expect something tangible from someone sporting a Rick Ross look

My Verdict (for both the hype man and attempting-rapper)

@arkinses
lmfao, lwkmd,

remynds mi ov wat hapened to gravity ,
RAP NO B BY FORCE.

arkinses:

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looooooooooooooll,  this guy wey dem dey call FRESH:: na like ds dem suppose beat am

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