I miss Jonathan ooo. Now that Buhari is the
president, his wife hasn't made Nigerians laugh and
forget their sorrows like former first lady Dame Patience Jonathan
did.The woman increased the life span of an
average Nigerian.
Examples of her "award winning speeches"
include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.
7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.
8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I
left them for God.
9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives
on.
10- * Na only you waka come?
11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are
"sharing"
12- * diaris God o...
13- * on behave of N2million I donate my family.
14- HAPPY baiday to my Husband your days are
numbered
15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has
failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails
an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated?
Please support and honour our past Nigeria first lady by
sharing this with all your contacts
Don't laugh alone.
Chei ! Chei !! Chei !!!
"diaris god o"

I miss that woman no be small.....j