You go to school to get a certificate, you need a certificate to get a job, you need a job to make money. If they offer you some billion naira, why do you still need to stress yourself in this life? Even if its to start all over again from primary school, its totally worth it.

I will go to day care for 50 billion naira self

I will first of all destroy all my academic qualifications, and will gladly resume in any primary school of their choice. If possible will format my brain to factory settings..... no time.....

I go even start from creche...

Lagbara olohun....I will be class captain self

I will go back to become embryo for less than that self

smartty68:
"Just 10% of the money is okay because I'm not greedy, I will go back inside worm and start wearing pampers, I will happily start from daycare, and you're talking about primary school, I be graduate na if nah primary school"

No be small comedians

Seconded

See question oh? Even dangote go reason the matter! 50billion no be here oh.

These guys sef

My own is just 50million, I will go back to play group, wear pampers, and use feeding bottle till I graduate.

What sort of question is this? When can I start Nursery school sef?

Mumu question, and mumu reply. Person go dey one corner dey use una head/mind dey play pingpong. 50milla ko. Make una go Tief am na.

This dream better be real o, i beg 800M is ok, i don dey road to KG oo @OP.

I will start from kindergarten set with 20 million

Nigerians with their sense of humor sha :

donmalcolm21:
I will go back to become embryo for less than that self

Lol, bro nahin b say some people go gladly turn to sperm na.

I can even forget how to recite the english alphabets if they want me to.

This is sooo funny

I go even enter pre nursery for half of that amount

Goldenheart:

Yoir the 3rd guy by the right.. Don't lie

fransixe:
See question oh? Even dangote go reason the matter! 50billion no be here oh.

baba,you wan kill me with laugh Here

Me, na school I go dey sleep o.

Poor mentality questions

Even Day Care sef.

Lolzzzzz.... U guys are so funny

pleasureosondu:

Lol, bro nahin b say some people go gladly turn to sperm na.

lawd. Nija una go kee pesin

APC has destroyed nigeria.

eezeribe:
Pathetic Nation... Pathetic citizens
The youths are more useless than the politicians..

lie say u self no go go

Money is not everything. I wouldn't

Mmmm! With 1billion, I would love to start from pry 1 till I finish PhD. No double promotion.
Please henceforth, all other qualifications I've had should be disregarded.
Heading to Lagos mainland local govt pry school, ijero. Ebute metta. Lagos.
That's why it all started, I no want crèche or nursery school make i no go too sabi book.
Infact, I go love to fail as many times as possible.