HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing
gown. If you see your husband
along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the
mirror, make mental note.. .must do
more sit-ups!
4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm
cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Sage
shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's
clean.
7. Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint
conditioner enhanced with
natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for fifteen
minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial
scrub for ten minutes until
red.
9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut
and Jaffa Cake body wash.
10.Rinse conditioner off hair (you must make
sure that it has all come off).
11.Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving
bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
12.Scream loudly when your husband flushes the
toilet and you lose the water pressure.
13.Turn off shower.
14.Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
15.Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size
of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent
second towel.
16.Check entire body for the remotest sign of
a zit, tweeze hairs.
17.Return to bedroom wearing long dressing
gown and towel on head.
18.If you see your husband along the way,
cover up any exposed areas and
then sashay to bedroom to spend an hour and a
half getting dressed

DARN! if this is how they behave , how do married people cope?

Don't worry.......you'll cope too......just as those before you.

Start your first lesson on patience startnig from........now!

gosh....they really drive us crazy!!!!!! i thank God 4 giving us the ability to cope

Hey we're not that bad. If a woman does this all of the time she has serious issues. What you descibed was a once a week or every two week treatment that we give our delicate beautiful bodies. At least I do because that's just too much time to spend on bathing in a day.

I'm sure live with a woman for you to have come up with a whole recipe of what most women have the opportunity to enjoy only once in a while, after what we go through everyday of our lives since we are the stronger sex. If we do not get to bath that vigorously once in a while I'm assure you that no guy will be coming around so leave us jare make we enjoy ourselves while we can.

Just for clarity. I'm not saying that we don't bathe everyday I'm just saying that we don't go through the whole list that was posted everyday.

exactly
women dont wash their hair everyday neither do they shave everyday

some are like that. if they want to go out by nine, they must start getting prepared by six cos , they just need enough time to apply all those spices and beauty thymes and peppers. The truth is, some of them really have the beauty to show for it o cos our women are so fine and beautiful. Abi?

Good

*drives wife away*

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