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What Lies Did Your Parent Make You Believe As A Kid? by oluboom(m): 4:58pm On May 06, 2017
mine was if i pick any money that doesnt belong to me, i'l turn to a goat or yam.... lol

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Re: What Lies Did Your Parent Make You Believe As A Kid? by Nobody: 5:05pm On May 06, 2017
They made me believe I was white. Funny, but true.
There was this poster on our wall of a white baby playing lawn tennis. I kept telling my friends I was the one in the picture, not knowing my parents had scammed me.

It was in primary school that I discovered it was all a scam. Till now, I'm still beefing them on the issue grin

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Re: What Lies Did Your Parent Make You Believe As A Kid? by Chikelue2000(m): 5:13pm On May 06, 2017
That I will grow up to be d Zik of our time
Re: What Lies Did Your Parent Make You Believe As A Kid? by wordbank(m): 6:09pm On May 06, 2017
If I eat 2 meat I'll grow biabia grin

That all my uncles are policemen, omo I come dey fear all my uncles

Chai, I hail my lovely parents
Re: What Lies Did Your Parent Make You Believe As A Kid? by gqboyy(m): 6:21pm On May 06, 2017
1.My mom said Babies are born through the navel

2. My Dad said my mom vomitted me out

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