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Chykah's Write Ups.... Very Hilarious by wolfmahn(m): 1:56am On May 10, 2017
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If I had known that I would be having a broken arm, multiple fractures, ugly scars on my neck and forehead, swollen black eyes and egg roll cheeks at the end of that day, I would have stayed back at home. Read More[/https://rhaptionary..com.ng/2017/02/eve.html grin grin grin grin]

Re: Chykah's Write Ups.... Very Hilarious by wolfmahn(m): 2:33am On May 10, 2017
|Black is Beautiful|
Dear world people,

Because someone is dark doesn't mean they look like every dark human on earth. Animals inclusive.
It's not okay for you to call us Apes sometimes, simply because we have striking resemblance in skin color.
I have been likened to a few people in the past because of my skin color - Black.
I actually do not have any problem with that. Black is beautiful. I could look like Lupita, Mercy Johnson and your late grandma (if she's black), I still have no problem, they are all women.
But, how can someone mistakingly want to liken me to a certain Ob.... (I'm not even interested in the rest).
I would want to think the person meant an Obianuju from his village and not a one time president (the name is too sacred for me to say out loud).
You don't fear God?
You would face judgement day if you continue that way.
You Kent be dragging artist rights with God.
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