Sometimes our parents can lie for Africa, Lol. We still love them.

They always tell us to be bring our money so they can help us save them. They are yet to give you back the last money you gave them, next time they say bring the money let's save it for you.

You be like Mummy I no gree ooo

When they say tell us the truth we won't beat you


You remember the last time you walk away with wheelchair

When your mum tells you she had no boyfriend while growing up, you are like 'tell me more'. Because you have seen her pictures.

I always come first in class, you are like mum 'are these not your results'? How was that possible? Lol, our parents always pass their exams. Maybe all of them are intelligent.

When mama say if your hand stay well I will give you just 4 strokes of cane ehhhhnnn na lieeeee you go chop 9 for every part of your body before you now chop that 4 strokes of cane on your hand

I'll buy it if you come first in class.
The same old story

ableguy:
When your mum tells you she had no boyfriend while growing up, you are like 'tell me more'. Because you have seen her pictures.

Most of them didn't have boyfriend/date before marriage. They married early so they never had the chance.

My parents never got angry with me like you're doing to us.
But that's not what grandma said.

My parent used to tell me the If I eat anything in the fridge without their permission, I will die. I was young and innocent, I didn't even steal meat because I was scared of death.

When you lend them your money which they promised to pay back and it's gone when you need it.
They start telling you how they have been feeding you and clothing you.
Lol

If you touch a girl or you allow a girl touch you, you will turn to stone.

If you eat beans you'll grow tall, na so. Is it your tall?

Some of my igbo friends don't buy egg on their because when they were little, their parents told them if they eat egg, they would start stealing. So that lie has stayed forever in their brain.

A friend told me he wanted to buy boiled egg when he was still in the village, immediately he payed, his mother's friend walked into the shop, he said he ran for his dear life without collecting his money or egg.

Go and wear your shoes we'll wait for you.
Only for you to come outside they are gone.

They always buy you oversized clothes and shoes and tell you 'you'll grow into it'

You waited for ages for the cloth to size you.

ableguy:
Go and wear your shoes we'll wait for you.
Only for you to come outside they are gone.

Hahahaha

They tell you not to pick money on the road otherwise you'll turn to a goat, and you see other kids picking money on the road.

When you tell your mum you're hungry, she be like why won't u be hungry when all you do is play all the time.

abdulahi001:
If you touch a girl or you allow a girl touch you, you will turn to stone.

Lol this one serious ooo