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Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook by mciortim(m): 12:11pm On May 14, 2017
WHY MY PASTOR BLOCKED ME ON
FACEBOOK
I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in;

*PASTOR: How are you?

*ME: I'm fine Daddy.

*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.

*ME: (No reply)'

*PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of long life.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of riches.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success!

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness collapse on you and your family.

*ME: (No reply)

* PASTOR: My son are you there?

*ME: Yes Daddy!

* PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to claim the Blessings.

*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!

*PASTOR: Alright my son.

*ME: May the over speeding trailer of Blessings jam and crush you and your family,

*PASTOR: (No reply).

*ME: May the light of God blind your eye that you may not see the sufferings of this life anymore,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the sea of miracle drown you and your family members,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you sir!

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the death of riches kill you, your family members and all yours friends and relations,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the annointing from above destroy your church and kill all your church members excluding me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)!

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME:Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers.

*PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot....

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Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook by Logicbwoy: 12:18pm On May 14, 2017
ME: May the over speeding trailer of Blessings jam and crush you and your family, grin grin grin

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Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook by Nobody: 12:39pm On May 14, 2017
May the bokoharam of joy kidnap u and ur family grin grin
Op tnx for making my day.
Seun lalasticlala mynd44

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Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook by mciortim(m): 12:46pm On May 14, 2017
yes the pastor think I'll answer those words he use :Pyes the pastor think I'll answer those words he use
Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook by kaja4real: 1:56pm On May 14, 2017
u dey funny die

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