Nigerian mothers are special. This is because there are so many unique things about them. One of which is the way they make conversation with their children. In line with this, Jumia Travel , the leading online travel agency shares hilarious ways Nigerian mothers interact with their children. Mind you, we love our mothers!

Rolling of the eyes

Your mum has visitors. You do not need to be told to leave. However, some kids stay to listen to their conversation. Trust mothers, the way they will roll their eyes, it is a sign that you should leave. If you do not get the signal and you are close to her, she will pinch you. By then, a clear message has been sent! If you still refuse, you will definitely receive a dirty slap from your mum after her visitors have left.

Hot slap

She has been warning you to stop being naughty but you did not listen. She said the same thing repeatedly and no changes. When she becomes frustrated, the next thing is her five fingers on your cheek. That should retune your brain temporarily.

Caning while sleeping

You went to play football when you were supposed to deliver a message for her or you lost money because you were too playful. You would think she has forgiven you. But alas! She has not. In the night while you are sleeping, she will come for you with her bare hands

Promise to buy them something just to getaway

A child is crying and your mother is going to work, she will promise the child sweets and biscuits. This is in a bid for her to getaway. Of course, they will buy the sweets and biscuits for you when they return.

Food denial

If your mum does not want to have a conversation with you through the aforementioned, she will punish you by simply denying you food. The most painful food denial is dinner. You have to go to bed empty.

The pep talk

This is the real conversation and many consider this as the most excruciating. The pep talk can go for over an hour. She tells you all your life history and the need for you to accept God and change. You will even give prefer them to flog you so that you can leave.

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Lalasticlala Mynd44 seun Dominique

Mother's are epic.

Caning while sleeping is the worst rude awakening. Only 9ja mothers are specialists in this dept

borrow money they will never return.

Naija mum is the best mum

When your mum borrows that money you have been saving to buy gameboy with and when you ask her she says "all the food you have been eating in this house, how much have you paid?"

Lol... I thank God for my mother, she never did any of dis.. She only start preaching nd praying or sometimes report me to my big Brothers..

All the food you have been eating in this house nko? U think I stole them?

OrestesDante:
borrow money they will never return.

pressplay411:
Caning while sleeping is the worst rude awakening. Only 9ja mothers are specialists in this dept

My mom no dey to this oh, but my grandmother of blessed memory nah emeritus professor here.

When you think you have grown up and you say "mummy leave me alone joor, can somebody not have peace again?"

Your mum:

Mum speaks in diverse ways. Even if you are miles away,you will hear her.

Above all

You are a



"Sweet mother"

Locking the door and telling you to go sleep where you went to after a late night out

I can't remember experiencing any of these from my mum.

NIGERIAN MOTHERS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

Ask her for d money u told her 2 hold 4 u she wil say all d food u've being eatin in dis house where z d money coming from,ask mummy wht r u eating?d ans u wil recieve is i'm eatin ur eyes.Mamas una 2 much

True

Long live naija mums

My mom oookkh
Iya Seun beating na first class ooooh
That woman can slap evil spirit out of somebody
I love my mum
Calling my name 2 times from the bedroom to come and give her the remote beside her and I can't question her

Mum I have a girlfriend now

Tiny23:
I can't remember experiencing any of this from my mum.

Ghanian Spotted!

It's only buying my stuff that she used to do...as for visitor, those days she'd just tell me to go to my room...

This is so true but then again i still love my mum so much.
Likes for our lovely mum

xwin:
Ghanian Spotted!

meaning?

When your mummy tells you to go and wash plate but you face your phone and tell her to send Junior

mummy's can be so annoying, they always think they are always right... They are still the best though

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The pain, the sadness, the feeling of betrayal

*Modified*
I came home during a break from my NYSC one day...my mum wanted to buy card to subscribe, but she could not get card her Etisalat card in the neighborhood cos it was sunday. So I volunteered to use my Skye bank for her upon the agreement that she will give me the cash. After I had helped her recharge 1000 naira Etisalat... She came back 2 minutes later that I should help her recharge another 1k that she need to call somebody making 2k that she will return to me in cash that evening...foolish me I agreed !
O boy...later that evening I asked her for my money, na so she started the story of my life right from when she give birth to me to when she sent me to Unilorin. Mehn, I just give up.
E pain me gan...but I learnt my lesson : NEVER EVER BORROW YOUR MUM MONEY THAT YOU CANNOT FORGET.

Shout out to all single mum out there...my mum with just her miserable civil servant salary single handedly train the 3 of us up to University. And even collected all her life savings to send our biggest bro Abroad to complete his professional course. God pls...let this woman be my mother again in the next life and the next and the next.

Tiny23:



meaning?

Meaning you're from Ghana. cos a true Nigerian would have experienced at least 2 of these from mum.

What about shouting on top of her voice bt u r just few inches away...

I can relate ooo. Naija mums, we appreciate U ooo