this was so funny it made me frown

uhn

G

Op just summarised my experience..
l rep kebbi kopa..
2001-2002..

Is it that there's no more stream one and two?

Nysc na scam

extremely funny but very true as well, hope lalasticlala or mynd44 go come across it

laf won kill me die

tee83:
6. I don’t give a damn anymore!

At this point, you stop caring. You don’t care about what anyone has to say, you don’t care about NYSC, about what your family is going to say, or anybody at all. You’re just going to leave everything, go ahead and create a new app and become a billionaire.

hahahahahahahahahaha! chei Frustration powered JINGERED COURAGE don show up from no where. frustration is bad

And then we welcome you with frog jump , my sweetest moment was the faces of corp members when they saw their posting to places of primary assignment.
Me and my men laugh them no be small

tee83:
Then it strikes you, all the people that have invented important things in the last 100 years had light. But you are still struggling with NEPA.

Hahahahahahahaha! PHCN to you go be like....

tee83:
Then it strikes you, all the people that have invented important things in the last 100 years had light. But you are still struggling with NEPA.

hahahaha! pHCN to you go be like.... black Bill Fence abi Gate

Scammers are real. Dont fall a victim. Just take it as Gods will. Accept it

tee83:
Then it dawns on you that the next one year of your life might happen very slowly in a village that might not even have Internet.

Kuku kill me

That was me back in my service year...I had airtel,glo,Mtn and Etisalat sim cards and yet I couldn't browse with any of them! That place was a network deadzone...damn!

Nice work broh

Ok

Glory! Glory! You got everything right

I have experienced the same some years back...my big sister promised to help me through her friend that work at NYSC....and the man agreed to help and so they promised me that I will serve in Abuja...few days before posting he called me to informed me that it's now confirmed...am so excited and the day to check the posting came....am in the bank for the clearance payment when my friends started calling me.....hey bro they post u to JG... I said whaaat...JG...which states was JG....Ijebu Igbo or what.....I quickly rush to campus to confirm, getting there to my surprise I was posted to JIGAWA.....the rest na superb story...

An after feeling all the size of your clothes on net,but you get to Camp and have this............you wil just kukuma wear ram

ennygal:

Hello nairalander, i just got scammed by a fellow nairalander now. He scammed me of 20k as a result of deployment. He promised to change the state for me in the next 24hrs, which i paid him in full. His full name is, MKPARU CHUKWUDALU ERIC. His phone number is 08030527471. Please, anyone who knows him to inform him to refund my money before evil befalls him. Thanks

Tank God you said scams..... If cursed the Wok for people who do scam,my dear all does people that eat my money on mmm an ultimate cycle d for no still d alive

tee83:
You start thinking of all the stories you heard of Corpers going missing, or even rumours of villagers eating Corpers that have too much shakara.

exactly how I felt when I was posted to Ebonyi state

everyone kept telling me how ebonyians are cannibals

Front page for the first time ever. Dedicate it to my love Adunni mie owon....

This relates so much with what am going through right now.I wanted lagos but got kebbi state,with all the promises I got from my aunty that claims she has a friend that's works with nysc.now my elder sister keeps blaming me for not telling her on time.now I have no choice than to accept my faith.kebbi on my mind right now