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Talking Clock by koldfaya(m): 2:13pm On Jan 30, 2007 |
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong. "What's that brass gong for?" asked the friend. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? How's it work?" "Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It's 3:00 in the morning!" |
Re: Talking Clock by Maneater1(f): 11:43am On Jan 31, 2007 |
lol |
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