Akpos died and went to Heaven.
As he
stood in front of the Pearly Gates,
he
saw a huge wall of clocks behind
him.
He asked, 'Why all the clocks?'
St. Peter answered, Those are Lie-
Clocks. Everyone who has ever
been
on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every
time
you lie, the hands on your clock
move.
Oh, said akpos. 'Whose clock is
that?'
'That's Mother Teresas', replied
St.Peter. 'The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never
told a
lie.'
'Incredible', said akpos. 'And
whose
clock is that one?
St. Peter responded, 'That's
Abraham
Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved Twice, telling us that
Abraham
told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's our politician's clock?'
asked
akpos.
St Peter replied, they r in the
office.
We're using them as ceiling fans

It's so old that I remember Jesus sharing this joke in the Bible.

Larry-Sun:
It's so old that I remember Jesus sharing this joke in the Bible.

LWKMD