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Akpors Drowning by zuccolee(m): 10:24am On May 26, 2017
[color=#990000][/color]Girlfriend was discussing with Boyfriend…
GIRL: Baby, If I was drowning in the river
with my 9 year old sister (only sister) and you stand a chance of saving just one of us, Who will you save?
Akpos: You of course dear.
GIRL: What! And you’ll just let my only sister
die?
Akpos: Okay… I’ll save your baby sister.
GIRL: So you’ll just let me die, after all these
years?
Akpos: Calm down baby, but you said if I
could save only one person. (he thinks for a
while…) Okay, I’ll just dive into the river, drown myself too, and we all die as one.
GIRL: So you’ll just let me and my sister die in the river!
Akpos: (Now angry) That’s enough! What’s all this? Ain’t you concerned about me too?
I just said I’m going to die in that river too?
;DGirlfriend was discussing with Boyfriend…
GIRL: Baby, If I was drowning in the river with my 9 year old sister (only sister) and
you stand a chance of saving just one of us,
Who will you save?
Akpos: You of course dear.
GIRL: What! And you’ll just let my only sister
die?
Akpos: Okay… I’ll save your baby sister.
GIRL: So you’ll just let me die, after all these years?
Akpos: Calm down baby, but you said if I could save only one person. (he thinks for a
while…) Okay, I’ll just dive into the river, drown myself too, and we all die as one.
GIRL: So you’ll just let me and my sister die
in the river!
Akpos: (Now angry) That’s enough! What’s
all this? Ain’t you concerned about me too? I just said I’m going to die in that river too?

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