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Akpors Drowning by zuccolee(m): 10:24am On May 26, 2017 |
[color=#990000][/color]Girlfriend was discussing with Boyfriend… GIRL: Baby, If I was drowning in the river with my 9 year old sister (only sister) and you stand a chance of saving just one of us, Who will you save? Akpos: You of course dear. GIRL: What! And you’ll just let my only sister die? Akpos: Okay… I’ll save your baby sister. GIRL: So you’ll just let me die, after all these years? Akpos: Calm down baby, but you said if I could save only one person. (he thinks for a while…) Okay, I’ll just dive into the river, drown myself too, and we all die as one. GIRL: So you’ll just let me and my sister die in the river! Akpos: (Now angry) That’s enough! What’s all this? Ain’t you concerned about me too? I just said I’m going to die in that river too? ;DGirlfriend was discussing with Boyfriend… GIRL: Baby, If I was drowning in the river with my 9 year old sister (only sister) and you stand a chance of saving just one of us, Who will you save? Akpos: You of course dear. GIRL: What! And you’ll just let my only sister die? Akpos: Okay… I’ll save your baby sister. GIRL: So you’ll just let me die, after all these years? Akpos: Calm down baby, but you said if I could save only one person. (he thinks for a while…) Okay, I’ll just dive into the river, drown myself too, and we all die as one. GIRL: So you’ll just let me and my sister die in the river! Akpos: (Now angry) That’s enough! What’s all this? Ain’t you concerned about me too? I just said I’m going to die in that river too? |
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