Alive is he that has Jesus.

"Jesus" the Messiah, son of Mariam.

Mariam can also mean Mary, after a very stressful day all i need to step down is garrium and kwaks(Gr2Ks4) then i will think of maybe cooking since our firstlady is no longer in the other room

Room wey I go take display my skills when Tinuke comes visiting tomorrow don set. The next na thing na to get Alomo with action bitters.

bitter truth is that @metaljigsaw is a prankster.

Prankster or not, all it takes action bitters' handiwork is just to go wrong, then you become a father

father is the head of the family.

Family members held a meeting yesterday dem come dey complain plenty things about me o. Mr sister say I too like girls I come tell am say I like boys to but no be for bed.

My papa come happy say I no dey come back late I come tell am say I dey wait for the woman I wan marry say her name na treasuredluv. Him say where I wey wait for am I say Nairaland. Na there the man kuku tire go sleep. This morning he call me say no wait for Nairaland wait for Dollarland

dollarland is synonymous with land of dollar. o boy; ur matter don reach up? , ur sis don sabi u wella . before ur sis go voice out for meeting say u too like woman, omo, water don pass garri be that. u come use joke soothe the matter. wehdonsir! no where person no fit meet him woman jare, if na NL or dollar land, as long as u're meeting her on the land.

E be like say nah strong men they here oo..

Let me come and be going oo.

Oo MrWondah, seriously?,,,,wife ke!!!.

treasuredluv:
Oo MrWondah, seriously?,,,,wife ke!!!.

Keep na understatement dear. Na u dey doe kpankpangolo. Everyday I dey wait online make we discuss this thing. My woman my everything why na. Infact I no go pursue woman I go change my way. I no go do the tanana

Tanana....wetin be tanana? E be like say na naija version of Titanic themed love song u dey sing for here.

here am I speechless as I read through minute of MrWondah's family meeting

Meeting my primary school crush last week made me wish she was never married. I no go ever forget say we dey play kpojukpoju

kpojukpoju again....oga, no be everybody come from SS abeg. na boju-boju( hide n seek ) I know.

know that this MrWondah's eyes does not stay in one place, before its NL crush, few minutes after its that of primary school

school is not the only place to acquire education.

Education can be formal or informal, it can be acquired in various forms

forms like what n what?.......but where's Holuu, gsogbu, freddyjimoh, lionbite, jblade, immaculatequeen, mhyketh, and who else?

Who else? HenryIX...... Well, Im not even interested in asking after anyone again cos its obvious that some have been coming to viewing the thread but did not comment for reasons best known to them, its a free world afterall .........Yeah! education can be achieved through part time training, apprehentiship, on-the-job training, an so on

on the mountain, in the valley, on the land and in the sea....2x
hallelujah, the lord is my portion in d land of the living, the lord is good, forevermore.

Forevermore, glory, honour, power and strength be unto the Lamb that sit upon the throne. Amen and Amen

Amen, Amen, blessings and glory...with all thanksgiving, and honourr, power n might, be unto d lord, forever n ever,Amen.
are we in an evening service?

evening service ongoing, entering the bible reading segment now as we read Psalm 23:1, The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want ... remember say na me go still collect offering

offering-s and tithes are must in our congregation o, na u go be pst mrs. me go be head usher.

Head usher that'll be counting money ke! Ko jo! You'll be a prayer warrior leader

prayer warrior leader nibo? I no too strong for prayer things o, na jelenke prayer me dey pray.

Pray and intercede for others, jelenke one no too good .... okay, orgzeyn will be the prayer warriors' leader then while you be the youth leader, that one nko?

that one nko go make sense, I like to interact with people, esp youths like myself.

Myself me and I na we go dey incharge of choir only female are allowed. Na me go sing bras and trouble

Trouble maker,na him u be , why be say ur post dey always include girls na? We no go give u dat post make u no go scatterscatter the choir members. U go dey sight n sound.