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That Awkward Moment You Sit Near An Hausa Man In A Bus by Nobody: 11:14am On Jun 07, 2017 |
I Enterd a bus from kogi to kwara. After som mins, i decided to scare d passengers. So i brought out my fone.. And startd fakin a call.'' hello oga, i don dey press dat button since but d bomb no gree blow. Na d blue one i go press or d red one? Ok d red one? I go do am now'' come and see reactions. Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call) '' hello Chukwudi, run now to apapa and wait for my container. Its like i will die today but make sure u collect my money from chiroki.. Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré,. So u cant stop for sombody to come down? Oloshi.. I was just laughin inside until d hausa man sitin close to me said (to me). Hausa man: '' oga abeg dat time wey u dey make call, wher dem say make u press so dat d bomb go blow? Coz i don dey press my own sef since and d tin never blow. I jumped out of the luxurious through window.! Me wey dey play. ԹմԵ ՏʍíӀҽ օղ ԹҽօԹӀҽՏ ƒɑϲҽ 1 Like |
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