Caustics:
hold the tail and drag it backwards when it is moving. it will die instantly

How you take know this kind info

Please me no see any pics attached keh....waris all dese one nah

SLYBABA:
Doubt if thats a cobra

that's a king cobra. the biggest of all cobras

davidif:


You dey mind dem?

that's a king cobra bro. the second picture shows the outline of its cape

Illiterate, that's not any cobra but a reptile. Must u eat it sef?

kowalsky:


that's a king cobra bro. the second picture shows the outline of its cape

Wrong! Wrong! Wroooooong! King Cobras tend to be longer and they have a much bigger good than this. You Nigerians only seen to classify your snakes as either pythons or cobra's. There are multiple dangerous snakes out there that are not cobra's brah.

Caustics:
hold the tail and drag it backwards when it is moving. it will die instantly

Baba ooooo. how many have you killed like that. this technique has sent many to the great beyond

grayht:
lalasticlacla right now.....

Lolz... This is the best meme so far. Its really burst ma brain.

Iamkuttie:
The snake was killed on his way back from farm.

Mhen, the leghnt is something else.

And you left the head intact thinking it is dead not knowing it is posing for the camera

Caustics:
hold the tail and drag it backwards when it is moving. it will die instantly

are you serious?

But this thing can long shaa!


Hmmn! Why these snakes have beautiful skin?

waxxydude:
My guy anybody wey tell you say na deity don chop bellefull. So you wey dey hungry no suppose mind am, roast that thing well chop am well.

Naso one yeye aligator wey dem catch for my hood when i dey stroll back from work. One man come dey talk say na messager of the gods , and this people owu dey show dem multicolor, when them roast am dry use am cook small soup, chop am with two days old eba, the gods shake. Now if dem (gods) won send anima message dem go tell dem say make Dem pass back of the street.

Wetin concern deity and owu? When u dey naija behave naija.

Hahahaha... u funny bro!

NwaAmaikpe:

Who snake don help

my uncle lala

lala the lala... your snake fetish is consuming

Iamkuttie:
The snake was killed on his way back from farm.

Mhen, the leghnt is something else.

Killed exactly this type of snake in our compound but we never knew it was cobra by name... same size same length

why not call this a Python too?

That snake Is very dangerous, it must have spread its poison, pls chop off its head. I advice DONT EAT

UwaBuPawPaw:
Cobra not edible o..No go chop Vernom poison

I've warned

It's edible. Just don't eat the head.

waxxydude:
My guy anybody wey tell you say na deity don chop bellefull. So you wey dey hungry no suppose mind am, roast that thing well chop am well.

Naso one yeye aligator wey dem catch for my hood when i dey stroll back from work. One man come dey talk say na messager of the gods , and this people owu dey show dem multicolor, when them roast am dry use am cook small soup, chop am with two days old eba, the gods shake. Now if dem (gods) won send anima message dem go tell dem say make Dem pass back of the street.

Wetin concern deity and owu? When u dey naija behave naija.

Funny af

jerryunit48:
Python?

how can that be a python?
Most ridiculous shit I seen all morning

I really love farming, but stories like this, I.e encountering a snake on your way from the farm really scares me oo. Can't snakes just stay in isolated thick forest, must they roam around.

waxxydude:
My guy anybody wey tell you say na deity don chop bellefull. So you wey dey hungry no suppose mind am, roast that thing well chop am well.

Naso one yeye aligator wey dem catch for my hood when i dey stroll back from work. One man come dey talk say na messager of the gods , and this people owu dey show dem multicolor, when them roast am dry use am cook small soup, chop am with two days old eba, the gods shake. Now if dem (gods) won send anima message dem go tell dem say make Dem pass back of the street.

Wetin concern deity and owu? When u dey naija behave naija.

Old boy you bad. I cant stop laughing

UncutSk:
how can that be a python?
Most ridiculous shit I seen all morning

It was actually the OP that said Python not me , I was only trying to say this is not a Python, he has since corrected it

waxxydude:
My guy anybody wey tell you say na deity don chop bellefull. So you wey dey hungry no suppose mind am, roast that thing well chop am well.

Naso one yeye aligator wey dem catch for my hood when i dey stroll back from work. One man come dey talk say na messager of the gods , and this people owu dey show dem multicolor, when them roast am dry use am cook small soup, chop am with two days old eba, the gods shake. Now if dem (gods) won send anima message dem go tell dem say make Dem pass back of the street.

Wetin concern deity and owu? When u dey naija behave naija.

lol Which One Is Two Days Old Eba Again?

Just reading comments and I'm mad at some people...how can you call that African cobra a python?
you can't see the ringed lines on its neck? that's a dahmn mo'fvcking cobra and it highly poisonous! a bite will destroy your cells in split seconds....plus, it's not edible no matter how you cook it. cobra is not on the menu of snakes you eat. FFO's

Ajicold:
lol Which One Is Two Days Old Eba Again?

Eba that is two days old.

jerryunit48:
It was actually the OP that said Python not me , I was only trying to say this is not a Python, he has since corrected it

OK sorry