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|The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. This Man Just Nailed It. by cyprianlah(m): 7:12am On Jun 14, 2017|
Moment of thinking… These are few questions asked in HR interview! The answers are really stunning and inspiring. Thinking out of the box! A must read…
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:
* An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
* An old friend who once saved your life.
* The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
He simply answered:
“I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.”
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to “Think Outside of the Box.”
What will you do if I run away with your sister?
The candidate who was selected answered ” I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir”
Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) – What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.
Girl – I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.
Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked.
Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?
Candidate: Instantly replied “Tea”
He got selected.
You know how and why did he say “TEA” when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.
(Answer: The question was “What is before you (U – alphabet) Reply was “TEA” ( T – alphabet)
Alphabet “T” was before Alphabet “U”
Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!” The boy thought for a while and said, “my choice is one really difficult question.”
“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. “What comes first, Day or Night?”
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, “It’s the DAY sir!”
“How” the interviewer asked,
“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”
Sometimes just thinking out of the box is all it takes!
Share with your friend and give them a special moment of thinking…!!
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|Re: The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. This Man Just Nailed It. by Nobody: 7:23am On Jun 14, 2017|
|Re: The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. This Man Just Nailed It. by delishpot: 7:29am On Jun 14, 2017|
My answer for the first question would be
Well, distance to their destination will be the first question I will ask them. The lady is a dream partner and is not guaranteed she will accept my proposal. My friend from the past may not be a driver so no need handing him my keys just like that plus he may not have documents to drive a car on him at that moment. The old woman needs an ambulance.
I will park my car and get out to meet them. Then call an amulance for the old woman while waiting for the ambulance I will chat with my friend and get his contact and if the lady's destination is not too far I will offer to give her a lift(to enable me chat her up) with the promise of returning to pick my friend as soon as I drop her off.
The person that answered took too much risk. What if you come give your friend keys finish as him dey go with your car, the long awaited bus come arrive only for the lady to give you cold shoulder and rush into the bus?
* The person that answered No 2 na @$$ licker. Na bank marketer go answer question like that. I will not hire him. If you run away with my sister I will trace you guys out and hear her out. My sister no be for highest bidder. Something must have made her run away with the man. Na to help una resolve matter with my family naim remain.
|Re: The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. This Man Just Nailed It. by freesinzu(m): 7:31am On Jun 14, 2017|
What kinda interviews have u been.attending, would like to.know
|Re: The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. This Man Just Nailed It. by Kondomatic(m): 7:49am On Jun 14, 2017|
cyprianlah:I will pass her. My new year resolution is to stop interfering in what God is doing in people's life.
Nigeria roads will hasten her death and put me in bigger trouble.
cyprianlah:I will pass, he's reward is in heaven.
cyprianlah:I will pass. Dream partners are spiritual spouses, I always fire them in my prayers.
cyprianlah:Good of him but I will leave all of them.
The old woman should pray for a miracle.
My friend's reward is heaven.
What I need now is an original powerbank not dream partner or relationship.
Ah don't want to be raped every night by one succubus.
Take your job, I will look for another.
|Re: The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. This Man Just Nailed It. by chiscodedon(m): 7:53am On Jun 14, 2017|
Which kind Hr be this
|Re: The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. This Man Just Nailed It. by ammyluv2002(f): 8:47am On Jun 14, 2017|
These are no HR questions in Nigeria
|Re: The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. This Man Just Nailed It. by Nobody: 9:17am On Jun 14, 2017|
|Re: The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. This Man Just Nailed It. by Limzy02(m): 10:07am On Jun 14, 2017|
|Re: The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. This Man Just Nailed It. by greatermax77(m): 12:22pm On Jun 14, 2017|
This why our industries keep folding up because of outright mismanagement.
Just look at job interview question from an organisation.
The are nonsense to me abeg.
|Re: The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. This Man Just Nailed It. by susan17(f): 2:07pm On Jun 14, 2017|
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Understanding of other compiled languages
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|Re: The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. This Man Just Nailed It. by alukstea(m): 6:46pm On Jun 14, 2017|
I was once asked what's the diff. Between 6 and half a dozen and I did answer that well.
|Re: The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. This Man Just Nailed It. by michaelismenten: 7:29pm On Jun 14, 2017|
what was your answer?
|Re: The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. This Man Just Nailed It. by alukstea(m): 7:41pm On Jun 14, 2017|
They mean the same thing now, just diff words to say the same thing .
|Re: The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. This Man Just Nailed It. by cyprianlah(m): 3:17pm On Jun 15, 2017|
U dey vex?
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