Tickets to the SuperBowl

Two elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and to their surprise, they won tickets to the SuperBowl. Since they had never seen a live football game before, Madge thought the free tickets would provide an excellent opportunity for doing so.

"I think so too," said Mabel. "Let's go!"

They soon found themselves high in a noisy stadium overlooking a large, grassy expanse. They watched the kickoff and the seemingly endless back and forth struggles that comprised the scoreless first half.

They enjoyed the band music and cheerleader performance that followed. Then came the second half. When the teams lined up for the second half kickoff, Madge nudged her sister.

"I guess we can go home now, Mabel," she said. "This is where we came in."


SuperBowl Wedding
Two guys are talking about their boss' upcoming wedding.

One says, "It's ridiculous. He's rich, but he's 93 years old and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that"?

The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family."

"What do you call it"?

"We call it a football wedding."

The first asks, "What's a football wedding"?

The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"

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