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Super Bowl by bigold(f): 2:01pm On Feb 14, 2008
A guy receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl
from his company. Unfortunately, when he arrives
at the stadium, he realizes the seat is in the
upper corner of the stadium; he's closer to the
Goodyear Blimp than the field. About halfway
through the first quarter he sees through his
binoculars an empty seat 10 rows off the field,
right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a
chance and makes his way through the stadium and
around the security guards to the empty seat.

As he sits down he ask the gentleman sitting next
to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The
man says no. Now, very excited to be in such a
great seat for the game, he again inquires of the
man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their
right mind would have a seat like this at the
Super Bowl and not use it?!"

The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat
belongs to me. I was suppose to come with my wife,
but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl
we haven't been together at, since we got married.

Well, "Thats really sad, but still, you couldn't
find anyone to take the seat? A friend or close
relative?'

"No," the man replies, "They're all at the
funeral."
Re: Super Bowl by tessybaby(f): 2:11pm On Feb 14, 2008
hmmmmm
Re: Super Bowl by ituen(m): 3:34pm On Feb 14, 2008
So old a joke at time i wonder if the poster's name has something to do with it
Re: Super Bowl by ThugLife1(m): 3:41pm On Feb 14, 2008
Remix
Re: Super Bowl by bigold(f): 4:55pm On Feb 14, 2008
@ ituen ans Thun life,

Na wa for u guys everything is always remix
Re: Super Bowl by daychris(f): 9:26pm On Feb 14, 2008
men can be so dumb at times
Re: Super Bowl by ituen(m): 1:24pm On Feb 15, 2008
@Big gold

I can show u 5 links that have this joke and was even posted 2mnths b4 urs
Re: Super Bowl by bigold(f): 1:37pm On Feb 15, 2008
@ ituen

Bro na u sabi but i didnt know about that, i just post my own.
Re: Super Bowl by ituen(m): 3:40pm On Feb 15, 2008
Good boi,

So next time, wen u see "remix or old school", just dof ur hat to the "veteran" who replied u and then, scoot off and go look for new jokes
Re: Super Bowl by Lolabbey: 12:56pm On May 25, 2009
yes sir

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