@all. I hail o. How was ur day guyz. @uche. We dey enjoy u for this thread. We want more of uniben slangs.

my guy for benin don see self com for ekosodin. he say na 35k. how una see am

my warm advice , bone ekosodin

@Uche.guy i dey gbadu your swagger but concernin ekosodin,the situation there is comatose up to the extent dat if the girl you are toasting gets to know you live there;she will lose her interest 4 you.you are saying its good because you live there and i don't expect you to sayotherwise.moreover,maybe you are a sharp man(i mean no disrespect)unlike the freshers/newbies.respect bro.

yes i agree with u franpharm

@Franpharm.i concur wit your statement.man is a gregarious animal by nature but socialization shouldn't be at the detriment of our academics.intimacy shud not top our priority list.on the oda hand,uche is only talkin about the reality on ground but gettin laid is not wat most of us are comin there to do or are my wrong?

@frankpharm ma homie i dont mean to blow my own trumpet but i must point out at diz tym dat i am a vry intellectual person, i av alwez blitz al ma xams in skuul, infact ma G.C.E wuz among d vry best 4 2008 chek:4251814283(buy scratch card wit ur money) and i did it wit no special centre only God's Grace. I can challenge u to an academic competition anyday and i say wit no fear of being proved wrong dat i wil whip ur ass(xcuse ma language). Wat i said was just 4 dhe fun of it and in kipin in tune wit ma funny orientation posts. Suffice it to say dat as Osaso1 reiterated, dose ar dhe realities on ground. Avin fun does not make one a dullard, intelligence is inbuilt and honed not sheer braggadacio. And it is u guyz whu sound so uptight dat reli do not know much, and u post items like dis to bolster ur self-esteem. Sure i av fun and do sum crazy stuff wit frnds but dat is al part of bein in college. In my current dept, im one of d best, i just had to change course, cus im not passionate abut dhe current one, so loosen up bro, u ar not dhe smartest person in ere, i kan assure yu.
@OSASO1 lol! sum of dhe fynest chics dey stay 4 ekosodin o! i tink u'r merely sufferin 4rm wat we old timers cal fresher dis-orientation. no wori wen u enta u go undastand.

@Franpharm, you shouldn't address Uche in that manner, he's just helping. There is no need to act 'holier than thou'. If you like do not have condoms at your disposal and you may risk impregnating a girl or even contracting these dangerous diseases. A word is enough for the wise. Use your head, think ahead.
I'm not trying to say you're in school for such things but you have to guard your self my man.

@Uche, I apologize on behalf of Franpharm, do not hesitate to keep your info coming. You're helping us out in your own way. We would like to know the rate of obtaining and so on. Where not to go and so on.

@All, when you are advised by someone, you choose what's right for you and toss away the unnecessary info. About the issue of girls, you guys will get tired of seeing them around in about 2 weeks time. ciao,

Uche u could not pass waec dats y u attempted G.c.e,secondly u were given an education course cos u could not merit ur course,so dis year dey manage 2 giv u english dat my pupsi driver read,and pls don't eva compare my dog's brain with mine again.@gentle,u said i am "holy art thou" i jasi pass ur papa,na y im meet ur sepu mum.

Uche u could not pass waec dats y u attempted G.c.e,secondly u were given an education course cos u could not merit ur course,so dis year dey manage 2 giv u english dat my pupsi driver read,and pls don't eva compare my dog's brain with mine again.@gentle,u said i am "holy art thou" i jasi pass ur papa,na y im meet ur sepu mum.

make una take am easy. franpharm. e never reach quarrel. uche forget waiting franpharm dey yarm. na slip of teeth

@frankpharm u ar reli startin to annoy me bro, but befor i deal wit u let me point out a few facts:
1. D reason y i took gce wuz becos d subjects i took in waec were science oriented and i wuz neva a science inclined person, Hence d reason i took gce to switch ova 2 arts.P'raps i shuld point out dat i also blitz ma waec.
2. I wuz not 'given' english dat wuz wat i applied for, and can i say dat a pume score of 66 aint exactly 'bananas'. I chose eng cuz dat iz wat i reli wanna study, u see i chose d course because its a gud foundation 4 wat i want to pursue in life. I av goals dat ive set 4 m'self. had i applied 4 law, mark ma words i wuld av gotten it! I jst dint fancy d course.
One mor tin, d personal attacks ar uncalld 4, u dint av 2 bring gentle25's parents into dhe equatn. Take it 4rm me, neva i repeat NEVA make an enemy dat u dn't av to, xpecialy in uniben, cus word gets arund, trust me, hell has no fury, u let d mizundastandin get to u, dat shows u av a low self esteem and pitiable sense of self worth. Tel me, were u abused as a child? cus u ar xzibtn d tell tale signs of an unbalancd yuth.I know a few pple whu kan help yu, just holla @ me.

@gentle pls pay no mind 2 wat franpharm said he iz merely a child trapd in an adults bodi.
@franpharm can we meet wen we get to ben? I wana see u face 2 face and point out a few tins to yu, maybe teach yu a tin or two. Sumtin tels me we knw ech oda, how did u knw ma previous dept? Hel wateva, i reli wana meet yu wat dyu say? P'raps we can al meet in ben, kmute, odisco, gentle,ososa e.t.c but xpecialy yu franpharm!
@OSOSA1 reli dude whu told u fyne galz dn't rside in ekosodin? d place is TEEMIN wit em, u'l see.
@ALL pls guiz i dnt tink its cool 4 us to start makin enemies, clearly we al ar knowledgeable pple, no nid 4 d drama, let's unite, p'raps we can achieve sumtin 2geda. but franpharm reli has to get off his high horse. Franpharm i stil wana see u O! reli.

@Ososa1 let me tel u sumtin, deprivin urself of sum of d gud tins of lyf and academic xcellence dont necessarily folow. No1 iz sayin we ar goin 2 skuul 2 get laid, me 4 instance, i myt hang out wit ma frnds,play and flirt wit frnds and stil excel in academics. D secret is creatin a balance, alrite?
I knew a few fellaz bout a yr ago whu tot dey were al dat, but wen dhe rsults came out, it wuz al we culd do not to laugh @ EM. So y'al tink rite, n chek urself befor u wreck urself.
And in dhe immortal words of Tarzan i say 'aiyeeeyaaeeeyaaa!!!!'

@Uche.yes ohhh, maybe we are sufferin from freshers DIS-orientation but i hope it will change to freshers RE-orientation.but you know say people wen nor tear eye reach back nor go fit stay ekosodin.you know say i nor dey lie(smiles).
@Uche and Franpharm.i am takin the pain to type this(1:30am)wen i am suppose to be sleepin because doug i don't know the both of you facially,i respect the both of you alot and why-because both of you hav already tasted wat school can be like.so if (switching to mother tongue)the 2 of una cum dey act like dis wetin una expect make we wen never enta b4 cum dey do.abeg the next post wen una go port make una apologise 2 each oda.una too gbasti 4 dis kind tin abeggggg.2 wrongs canot make a rite

@Uche.yeah i endorse dat statement.life is all about keepin tins moderate in order to strike a balance.4 example,
i wanted to go to seminary school and bcum a rev. father because i dislike girls(i went tru secondary school witout a girlfriend even up til now)but my parents wud not allow me.but overtime i developed dat likness 4 dem and i no longer see dem as eve(up 2 the extent say i don use MOUTH give all the girls belle 4 my area).wen it time 4 book,i concentrate.wen its time 4 church and my bible,i concentrate etc.so i am not a sinner neither am i too righteous either.dat is wat i call balance or moderate and dat's how most of us shud live(opinion).shikena!

@all. Good mning guyz. I can see abusive post in here. U guyz shld take it easy with each other

Uche u want 2 knw me facially so dat u kan call boys 2 gang up and kill me.@all i am not sayin social lyf is bad,as 4 me i hang up wit frnds and stil had a C.gpa of 4.2 at d end of my yr1.uche drop ur facebuk id let me add u@gentle,just 4give my hands 4 typin such@all,sory 4 d , ,but u all shuld rememba A WORD 4 D WISE IS ENOUGH.

My candid opinion u guyz tuk tins 2 far.We no knw wu b wu, we shld b kiaful d way we trade wrds. No man is an HILAND oh

I AM BACK WITH PLEASURE.
Tank 2 osewa and mukinat1(moderators of nairaland)4 retifying my problem to post

I see dat there has lots of friendship,quarels and love in my absence

Did any body miss me?
Does any body have questions 4 me?

Dnt 4 get 2 add me up on fb on alexander akujieze

note dat resuption is difrent 4rm clrance date@ all

I AM BACK WITH PLEASURE.
Tank 2 osewa and mukinat1(moderators of nairaland)4 retifying my problem to post

I see dat there has lots of friendship,quarels and love in my absence

Did any body miss me?
Does any body have questions 4 me?

Dnt 4 get 2 add me up on fb on alexander akujieze

note dat resuption is difrent 4rm clrance date@ all

@aplexot. Welcome back to this thread.
@all. Any other law student in here apart from aplexot and I?

@aplexot. Is it true that dressing codes applies to 100l law students and if yes, can u give me some of these codes

@Osaso1 yeah ure rite, as 4or d ekosodin issue, i won't try to foist my own opinions on yu, wen u get to skul, yu'l av d opportunity to look arund and decide 4or urself. But rmemba Hamlet's words: 'There are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in ur philosophy Horatio!" D myths are far worse dan d realities on ground. As 4 franpharm, u knw he startd d whole flare-ups, I am not goin to get into issues wit him, i jst felt i had to chastise him 4 getin too personal and abusive. I consider m'self above immature squables.
But ma guy if u can gyv al d girlz in ur area 'virtual' pregnancies, I shudder to tink wat wuld happen if u get ur hands on dem(**chuckles*)

@franpharm no ma guy, such a tot neva crossd ma mind, i merely wantd to put a face to dhe words and see if u look as intelligent as u sound(*jokin) as Juliet said in 'Romeo and Juliet': '' i will look to like if lookin like move" (pun iz intended)
But i did imagine a group of Japanese ramming a kamikaze down ur throat, and a bunch of mad Iranian scientists slammin a nuclear war-head thru ur spine. But nutin serious! jst sheer 'bad belle'
I wouldnt stoop so low as to get physical wit yu, i consider m'self byond it. beta frnds dan enemies. ar 4 facebuk:ucheonline3000@yahoo.com

@Thomayol not only 100l law students. ALL law students ARE expected to wear white shirts tuckd into white trousers wit shoes to match and 4 d ladies white blouse and black skirt.

ucheonline:

@Thomayol not only 100l law students. ALL law students ARE expected to wear white shirts tuckd into white trousers wit shoes to match and 4 d ladies white blouse and black skirt.

ALEX AND THOMAYOL. Uche say na uniform LAW student dey wear.

@alex and thomayol sorry not white trousers but Black trousers.
Alex and thomayol wat were ur respective pume scores??

All law students ar 2 dress coperatly wit d uniform "white on black"

durimg clearance u can put on anytin u like

65 and 67 alex and themoyol respectively

Thanks 2 all who voted 4 me up.

Omo i just dey imagine Alex nd Thomayol in dia skool 'uniform'. Alex nd Thomayol goes 2 skool.hehehe