Emmaesty:
Nice narrative dear. A good lesson for us to learn.

I would have enjoyed the narrative more if only typed in sentence case. Upper case(CAPS) is a bit distracting and gives us the opinion that you are shouting.

God bless

Emmaesty:
Nice narrative dear. A good lesson for us to learn.

I would have enjoyed the narrative more if only typed in sentence case. Upper case(CAPS) is a bit distracting and gives us the opinion that you are shouting.

God bless

onward4life:


Sorry for that but i ve not been working since last year and its beginng to affect my phone and i. pls bear with us abeg. thanky

ItsTheBachelor:
I enjoy your use of words. But you are not making use of your punctuations.

Emmaesty:


May God grant us our dream jobs. What position are you looking out for? I have a vacancy for an experienced sales rep

OgidiOlu3:

Bless you! I was just about to say the same thing.

onward4life:


Pls bear with me am still in shock i lost one million after discovering dey where gnld like

kerygalerie:
Hahaha u cracked my ribs man! I remembered going there last month. I actually loved their marketing style. Do you know there promote it on radio too. Smart guys I tell u. U should ve waited until u see them with their P0S machine so you could slot in your atm card to make payment.

One stopped me from leaving the hall, telling me I could use my beauty to do marketing. I told him I wasn't called out to do multi level marketing.. I am better being an entertainer. It resulted in a strong argument. He tried to convince me but I just told him to leave me alone and had to leave.

Picture of your beauty or you are lying!

LastMumu:


Picture of your beauty or you are lying!

onward4life:
Later wan bro grabbed the mic looking like a gym instructor on corporate native talk talk later handed the mic to the eventual speaker of the occultic ceremony after disgracing their time for more than 2hours, he finally dropped f bomb "WE HAVE OUR PRODUCT TO SELL" they began handing out leaflets of alliance in motion. After fronting small and medium capital assistance. I was like this fools think they are bullet proof abi they never knew I belong to a certain family "NAIRALAND.COM" "ABUJA KINDRED" for that matter. I took pics of this failed initiation into selling Nafdac banned drugs.

Now the ironic thing about today is that I am a destroyer of gnld and ponzi schemes for year in a role but this one they got me like evans. All participants that walked out same time like me were seen hissing and cursing as we departed for our various places of abode, yeah me too curse them with ogun ooo. Just got home now 8:30pm after leaving there by 6:30pm.

So nairalanders and Nigerians Pls beware of wasting transport, time and risking your safety to these job cultist. GOD will finally uplift you no matter how low you have become. Your miracle is seconds away. Though me mah sef no jab since April last year, but I believe my problems wouldn't take the almighty g more that one swipe to solve. Remember one thing though... Fear is not real...and/or....never give up alive..


Kill a bass Stand GNLD today and WIN fanta stick prizes or make heaven.. the choices are yours.

onward4life:


Dont test my stress bae. i could send yu my primary, secondary, bsc, nysc, nepa and date of birth in a jiffy.

hope yu are based in abuja or something

Emmaesty:
No dear, I'm in Lagos and the client would prefer someone resident in Ikeja

ireneidiva:

Your grammar is just too bad. Please, work on it. My eyes!

x240:
Can Nigerians concentrate more on comprehension and essay writing?

It is a bit pitiful reading narrative essays that seem like they were written by someone who never praticed writing at all.

Errors, misspelt words, no punctuation marks, shorthand form of writing. You don't have to put mannerisms into writing when narrating except you put them in "quotes" especially if you are listing what the exact characters said.

And don't directly translate from your mother tongue to English. The result would never be good. Not being a grammar nazi but just an heads up so we can communicate better.

onward4life:


Yeah through. Just put the word out to let unsuspecting to applicants to be more 'becareful'

onward4life:


Well I don't think I mind am not married sef

I could relocate.

Parts of my cova letter looks like this.

I have Been working as a Sales Executive for FMCGs Companies and Major Electronics Distributing Companies(Sharp, Sony, Samsung, Solstar and LG) Managing Abuja Central Market Since 2010, with Vast Experience in Wholesale, contract/Institutional and Retail Sales of both Imported and Locally produced Goods and Services and their Sales Outlets.

Thanky