These days, I see comments where people ask for space to faint. Some say "please is there space in your house? I
want to faint, my sister has fainted where I am suppose to faint". And comments like "shift lemme faint"
After considering the rate at which people look for spaces to faint these days, as an entrepreneur , I've decided to open a fainting center. Below are the categories of spaces for fainting and their prices:
*Fainting on the floor :1k
*Fainting on the couch: 2k
*Fainting on the Bed: 3k
*Fainting in my house :4k
*Fainting in the kitchen with water and food after waking up:14k
*Fainting in a plane : 20k
*Fainting on express road: free... (shebi semi - death dey hungry u)
In case your desired fainting space isn't here keep calm the business just started and we're still making provision for more fainting spaces.
Thanks for fainting with us.
book your fainting space now!!!

We are in biz. please come inside and faint

before you can faint you must have a fainting permit

that fainting in the plane,is the plane going to USA or CANADA ?so i will know how to go about it .

We have Faintologist to help you