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Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 6:20am On Jun 19, 2007 |
I stayz fitted/ the heat, I stayz wit it/ and when I'm in the street, the heat, I blaze wit it/. -saucekid(u know d song). |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 9:54am On Jun 19, 2007 |
my self-esteem is higher when i'm walking with you Da Brat --- I'm in love with you I'm not your man, not Ralph tresvant, not ronnie romance, no ma' I'm tryna hit you then, switch you in the middle of a round like i'm Roberto Duran Jay-Z --- One minute man (remix) Lets mountain climb till we reach the peak, the technique gon' sweat you, but don't sweat the technique Ludacris --- Hot and Wet (remix) |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 10:37am On Jun 19, 2007 |
I'm so old skool, yellow wrist-watch/, gucci flip-flops, six top model chics, who is this hot?/ J-A- ladies help me sing it now, -Y-Z/ mami why u playin' wit me, ryde wit me/ git as high as me// that's how its spozd to be/ when u roll wit Gs/ Hov! Back up in this b*tch like woah!/ jigga got this whole sh*t bouncin' like six-fos// -jayZ(jigga dat n*gga). I've got tha whole doggpound behind me/ n' all up in ur b*tch is where ya might find me/ -snoop dogg(what's my name). |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 3:54pm On Jun 21, 2007 |
The last Mohican/ who survived in d streets n'// did somn decent/. -NaS(u owe me). Black like d night time sky/. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Black like d dot in d middle of ur eye/. -mos def(black star). |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by point45(m): 8:04pm On Jun 28, 2007 |
I've done it son, did it son, spit it son, I'm wit it son Admit it son, lemme find out you kinda timid son- guru (how u gon be a killa) |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 12:47am On Jul 04, 2007 |
Some Niggas Go To Jail And Come Home Praisin' The Most High Tellin You He So Amazin'. Some People Spend Dey Whole Life Committin The Same Sin! -Papoose(Make a Difference Ft Michael Jackson) Somebody mustve let the window open Theres flies on my thrown Shoo fly shoo the king is now home Roaches crawling on my microphone Mosquitoes they biting my poems -Papoose(Publicity Stunt) |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 9:03pm On Jul 12, 2007 |
You motherfuckers are nuthin',you cannot harm me I'll ressurect every aborted baby and start an army Using numerology to count the people I sent to heaven Produces more digits than 22 divided by Seven Attempts to extinguish me don't even bother me none Like retarded kids throwin ice cubes at the sun -Immortal Technique |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 9:07pm On Jul 12, 2007 |
f u say F9(f*ck 9), U only callin ur grades -Modenine |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 2:14pm On Jul 27, 2007 |
I refugee from Guantanamo Bay, bounce around the border like i am Cassius Clay . . . . Michael Pras A born-again hooligan, only to be king again. . . Wyclef Jean |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 5:00pm On Jul 27, 2007 |
MCs are mad coz they know i rap better, only way they (dare)dear mode is if they writing me a letter -Modenine |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 7:55pm On Jul 27, 2007 |
Checkin ur body language, i luv d conversation, everytime u lick ur lips i get a tinglin sensation. . . Yung Joc |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by funkymama: 9:24pm On Jul 27, 2007 |
i stay GUCCI right down to my SOCKS Notorious B.I.G - One more chance |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by MrRaheem(m): 9:38pm On Jul 27, 2007 |
[color=#000099][/color] i'm like a dictionary y'all rappers examine// u violate, they'll read your obituary in front of your family// u should idolize Nas in the flesh// Don't wait till am dead to say i was tha best// (NAS) Hot slugs miss me because i'm God sent// if u hit me, it's God's wish// No man taketh my life, i'm late in tha night// catch me in tha hood shaking tha dice, contemplating a heist// some say my team is Satan's alike// (Killer priest) My voice excels from tha avenue to jail cells// (Notorious B.I.G) God's tha seamstress who tailorfitted my pain// I got scriptures in my brain i can spit at dame// (50 Cent) |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 1:08pm On Jul 29, 2007 |
"I never hesitate, even wit 2 brains I wouldn't think twice" -Proverb South Africa's got ill cats.I listened to Tumi's latest "Maria" Yesterday |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 1:38pm On Jul 29, 2007 |
Yea dat tumi guy's good. |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 2:32pm On Jul 30, 2007 |
Save all your accolades, just the dough. . . Said she loved my necklace, started relaxing and that's what the f*** i call a chain reaction. . . Jay-z |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by A40(m): 4:16pm On Jul 30, 2007 |
My games is wide all lames aside, Willies wanna rub shoulders your money too youung. see me when it gets older your bank account grow up mine says 10000 hold up |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by MP007(m): 6:43pm On Jul 30, 2007 |
i cut stright from da under ground rockin and fuckin da mic straight from da mother land spit thight like ma fuckin shoe kid crakiid hola back in da crowd if u gat it cuz, buzz ful of dust lil crazy ass where did u get tha from rapin a lil bit,styl a lil bit fuckin and rockin ur pusssy like lil kim |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by MP007(m): 6:53pm On Jul 30, 2007 |
underground mc back in building rockin da mic up and down and stil lik , like chillin back in ur zone, motherfukers stil spilptin even when i freeze da bone ridin dirty , wanna get into ride and jewelry? hell no , player hater, stil got ma shine on like a PLAYER ridin on 24's ,,and ur mama is stil beggin for lil MORE nigz plz open da door, i break it to u wada u like it or NOT if u aint got in the more ,,reapply for my mercy and , stil beg FOR more Am ghetto nerd,, proud of ma GPA cos its 4.0 readin up on da meter scale,, ghetto nerd gotta scholarship on da reta scale dont hater player hater ,,am stil baddest in game like da old and new sucker daka i can spil all day in the BUIDLING dont give a dam about ur feelin players haters in da buildin u feel THIS |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 2:45pm On Aug 07, 2007 |
"My word plays' like Thursday, its tha end of the weak" -Papoose |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by skingo(m): 3:19pm On Aug 07, 2007 |
whether week or wknd, we still know say sunday na the end of the week. so that punchline is not valid in some situations. and thats the problem i have with these type of punchlines, when someone cannot agree to it hands down! |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by A40(m): 4:05pm On Aug 07, 2007 |
Used to think rapping at 38 was ill But last year alone i grossed 38mil I know i aint quite 38 but still The flow so special gata 38 feel The real is back Jigga(Kingdom come intro) |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 10:57pm On Aug 07, 2007 |
kaydee: skingo: I think he's tryna say the end of the week and Friday the beginning of the weekend |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by bgees(m): 5:53pm On Aug 08, 2007 |
sip cris, get chips, wrist glist, I floss stick shift look sick up in that boxed up Porsche nas ------------got ur self a gun You stick a needle deep in your skin and carve it with ink You call it tattoo, I call it the mark of the beast We identify criminals who rob on the streets By scars or tattoos don't you bother to think papoose----charades |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by moondust(m): 6:10pm On Aug 08, 2007 |
ok rollie pollies everywhere gotta find a slim chicks' atmosphere obesity glaring and she got me fearing she gon walk over here & try to eat me literal-ly like a box of cheerios curry-cup cakes and chocolate tootsie rolls obie trice |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Jackal(m): 5:43pm On Aug 09, 2007 |
When it comes to sex, I'm similar to the thriller in Manila Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff DICK Biggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit. . . . . . . . . . . . . . One More Chance(BIGGIE) When I die, fucck it I want to go to HELL Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' Tell It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies God will probably have me on some real strict shit No sleepin' all day, no gettin my DICK licked Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise Bleep that shit, I want to tote guns and shoot dice . . . . . . . . . . .Suicidal Thoughts(BIGGIE) You was caught in a wild homicide, or were you crucified like the son of God, when Lucifer lied and make the world think, young blacks should be extinct? But Thug Life'll never die, we stay high and just link Will there ever be another MC as nice? Will you return to us like the resurrection of Christ? . . . . . . . . . . . . We Will Survive(NAS) I'ma flow regardless because I'm an artist until I'm trapped I'ma continue to hit he hardest whether I scrap or rap Give me death but you ain't my friend I see it in your eyes, you contemplate my end You waitin' for that bin in the road, where you were told That you would go, when you were old And if you died young, it was told So what the dilly, what it was worth Think back 26 years, be like what of his birth . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Let Me Fly(DMX) |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by debetmx(m): 1:50pm On Aug 10, 2007 |
the next time you wanna dis for kids, leave my d*ck, go somewhere and lick your lips bitch Wyclef to LL Cool J because of Canibus Dissin all devils, causin havoc in hell Run DMC "I need drama// I'm like Alfred Hitchcock// Your baby's gonna back up like Sir Mixalot//" and "This ain't no GAP commercial". dont ever step out of line LL Cool J nigaa greatest of all time(GOAT). LL cool J seems to have had beef with MC. wanna for the guy o. |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by sprezatura(m): 4:51pm On Aug 10, 2007 |
Living Lasting impressions like cuts to flesh, Cos da gun made a man outa pussies from around my way who usually wont hav a fuckng think say De la soul, Sunshine 1996 |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 7:21pm On Aug 10, 2007 |
I give her the ice dat don't melt anything she want, she spoilt like old milk -papoose(bang it out). |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 9:43am On Aug 12, 2007 |
"I'm so vain, u could draw blood from me" -Chino XL |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 7:15am On Aug 13, 2007 |
"Whip lash, when pushing that whip fast" --- JayZ "I gets mo' butts than ash-trays. . ." --- B.I.G. "let me spark ur interest, now there's no mo' dating on d internet. . . ." --- baby bash |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 7:18am On Aug 13, 2007 |
"Whip lash, when pushing that whip fast" --- JayZ "I gets mo' butts than ash-trays. . ." --- B.I.G. "let me spark ur interest, now there's no mo' dating on d internet. . . ." --- baby bash |
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