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Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 6:20am On Jun 19, 2007
I stayz fitted/
the heat, I stayz wit it/
and when I'm in the street, the heat, I blaze wit it/.
-saucekid(u know d song).
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 9:54am On Jun 19, 2007
my self-esteem is higher when i'm walking with you
Da Brat --- I'm in love with you

I'm not your man,
not Ralph tresvant,
not ronnie romance,
no ma'
I'm tryna hit you then,
switch you in the middle of a round like i'm Roberto Duran
Jay-Z --- One minute man (remix)

Lets mountain climb till we reach the peak,
the technique gon' sweat you,
but don't sweat the technique
Ludacris --- Hot and Wet (remix)
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 10:37am On Jun 19, 2007
I'm so old skool, yellow wrist-watch/,
gucci flip-flops,
six top model chics,
who is this hot?/
J-A- ladies help me sing it now, -Y-Z/
mami why u playin' wit me, ryde wit me/
git as high as me//
that's how its spozd to be/
when u roll wit Gs/
Hov! Back up in this b*tch like woah!/
jigga got this whole sh*t bouncin' like six-fos//
-jayZ(jigga dat n*gga).

I've got tha whole doggpound behind me/
n' all up in ur b*tch is where ya might find me/
-snoop dogg(what's my name).
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 3:54pm On Jun 21, 2007
The last Mohican/
who survived in d streets n'//
did somn decent/.
-NaS(u owe me).

Black like d night time sky/. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Black like d dot in d middle of ur eye/.
-mos def(black star).
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by point45(m): 8:04pm On Jun 28, 2007
I've done it son, did it son, spit it son, I'm wit it son
Admit it son, lemme find out you kinda timid son- guru (how u gon be a killa)
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 12:47am On Jul 04, 2007
Some Niggas Go To Jail And Come Home Praisin'
The Most High Tellin You He So Amazin'.
Some People Spend Dey Whole Life Committin The Same Sin!
-Papoose(Make a Difference Ft Michael Jackson)

Somebody mustve let the window open
Theres flies on my thrown
Shoo fly shoo the king is now home
Roaches crawling on my microphone
Mosquitoes they biting my poems
-Papoose(Publicity Stunt)
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 9:03pm On Jul 12, 2007
You motherfuckers are nuthin',you cannot harm me
I'll ressurect every aborted baby and start an army
Using numerology to count the people I sent to heaven
Produces more digits than 22 divided by Seven shocked
Attempts to extinguish me don't even bother me none
Like retarded kids throwin ice cubes at the sun
-Immortal Technique
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 9:07pm On Jul 12, 2007
f u say F9(f*ck 9), U only callin ur grades lipsrsealed
-Modenine
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 2:14pm On Jul 27, 2007
I refugee from Guantanamo Bay,
bounce around the border like i am Cassius Clay . . . .
Michael Pras

A born-again hooligan,
only to be king again. . .
Wyclef Jean
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 5:00pm On Jul 27, 2007
MCs are mad coz they know i rap better,
only way they (dare)dear mode is if they writing me a letter
-Modenine grin grin grin
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 7:55pm On Jul 27, 2007
Checkin ur body language,
i luv d conversation,
everytime u lick ur lips i get a tinglin sensation. . .
Yung Joc
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by funkymama: 9:24pm On Jul 27, 2007
i stay GUCCI right down to my SOCKS

Notorious B.I.G - One more chance
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by MrRaheem(m): 9:38pm On Jul 27, 2007
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i'm like a dictionary y'all rappers examine//
u violate, they'll read your obituary in front of your family//
u should idolize Nas in the flesh//
Don't wait till am dead to say i was tha best//
                                                     (NAS)

Hot slugs miss me because i'm God sent//
if u hit me, it's God's wish//
No man taketh my life, i'm late in tha night//
catch me in tha hood shaking tha dice, contemplating a heist//
some say my team is Satan's alike//
                                                     (Killer priest)

My voice excels from tha avenue to jail cells//
                                                     (Notorious B.I.G)

God's tha seamstress who tailorfitted my pain//
I got scriptures in my brain i can spit at dame//
                                                       (50 Cent)
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 1:08pm On Jul 29, 2007
"I never hesitate, even wit 2 brains I wouldn't think twice"
-Proverb

South Africa's got ill cats.I listened to Tumi's latest "Maria" Yesterday
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 1:38pm On Jul 29, 2007
Yea dat tumi guy's good.
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 2:32pm On Jul 30, 2007
Save all your accolades,
just the dough. . .

Said she loved my necklace,
started relaxing
and that's what the f*** i call a chain reaction. . .

Jay-z
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by A40(m): 4:16pm On Jul 30, 2007
My games is wide all lames aside,


Willies wanna rub shoulders your money too youung. see me when it gets older your bank account grow up mine says 10000 hold up
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by MP007(m): 6:43pm On Jul 30, 2007
i cut stright from da under ground
rockin and fuckin da mic straight from da mother land
spit thight like ma fuckin shoe kid crakiid
hola back in da crowd if u gat it

cuz, buzz ful of dust
lil crazy ass where did u get tha from
rapin a lil bit,styl a lil bit
fuckin and rockin ur pusssy like lil kim
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by MP007(m): 6:53pm On Jul 30, 2007
underground mc back in building
rockin da mic up and down and stil lik , like chillin
back in ur zone, motherfukers stil spilptin even when i freeze da bone

ridin dirty , wanna get into ride and jewelry?
hell no , player hater, stil got ma shine on like a PLAYER
ridin on 24's ,,and ur mama is stil beggin for lil MORE

nigz plz open da door, i break it to u wada u like it or NOT
if u aint got in the more ,,reapply for my mercy and , stil beg FOR more

Am ghetto nerd,, proud of ma GPA cos its 4.0
readin up on da meter scale,, ghetto nerd gotta scholarship on da reta scale
dont hater player hater ,,am stil baddest in game like da old and new sucker daka

i can spil all day in the BUIDLING
dont give a dam about ur feelin
players haters in da buildin u feel THIS
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 2:45pm On Aug 07, 2007
"My word plays' like Thursday, its tha end of the weak"
-Papoose
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by skingo(m): 3:19pm On Aug 07, 2007
whether week or wknd, we still know say sunday na the end of the week. so that punchline is not valid in some situations. and thats the problem i have with these type of punchlines, when someone cannot agree to it hands down!
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by A40(m): 4:05pm On Aug 07, 2007
Used to think rapping at 38 was ill
But last year alone i grossed 38mil
I know i aint quite 38 but still
The flow so special gata 38 feel
The real is back

Jigga(Kingdom come intro)
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 10:57pm On Aug 07, 2007
kaydee:

"My wordplays' like Thursday, its tha end of the (Weak)week"
-Papoose
skingo:

whether week or wknd, we still know say Sunday na the end of the week. so that punchline is not valid in some situations. and thats the problem i have with these type of punchlines, when someone cannot agree to it hands down!

I think he's tryna say the end of the week and Friday the beginning of the weekend
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by bgees(m): 5:53pm On Aug 08, 2007
sip cris, get chips, wrist glist, I floss
stick shift look sick up in that boxed up Porsche
nas ------------got ur self a gun


You stick a needle deep in your skin and carve it with ink
You call it tattoo, I call it the mark of the beast
We identify criminals who rob on the streets
By scars or tattoos don't you bother to think
papoose----charades
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by moondust(m): 6:10pm On Aug 08, 2007
ok rollie pollies everywhere
gotta find a slim chicks' atmosphere
obesity glaring and she got me fearing
she gon walk over here & try to eat me literal-ly like a box of cheerios
curry-cup cakes and chocolate tootsie rolls

obie trice
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Jackal(m): 5:43pm On Aug 09, 2007
When it comes to sex, I'm similar to the thriller in Manila
Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler
Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff DICK
Biggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit. . . . . . . . . . . . . . One More Chance(BIGGIE)


When I die, fucck it I want to go to HELL
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' Tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin my DICK licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
Bleep that shit, I want to tote guns and shoot dice . . . . . . . . . . .Suicidal Thoughts(BIGGIE)

You was caught in a wild homicide, or were you crucified
like the son of God, when Lucifer lied
and make the world think, young blacks should be extinct?
But Thug Life'll never die, we stay high and just link
Will there ever be another MC as nice?
Will you return to us like the resurrection of Christ? . . . . . . . . . . . . We Will Survive(NAS)



I'ma flow regardless because I'm an artist until I'm trapped
I'ma continue to hit he hardest whether I scrap or rap
Give me death but you ain't my friend
I see it in your eyes, you contemplate my end
You waitin' for that bin in the road, where you were told
That you would go, when you were old
And if you died young, it was told
So what the dilly, what it was worth
Think back 26 years, be like what of his birth . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Let Me Fly(DMX)
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by debetmx(m): 1:50pm On Aug 10, 2007
the next time you wanna dis for kids, leave my d*ck, go somewhere and lick your lips bitch
Wyclef to LL Cool J because of Canibus

Dissin all devils, causin havoc in hell
Run DMC

"I need drama// I'm like Alfred Hitchcock// Your baby's gonna back up like Sir Mixalot//" and "This ain't no GAP commercial". dont ever step out of line LL Cool J nigaa greatest of all time(GOAT).

LL cool J seems to have had beef with MC. wanna for the guy o.
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by sprezatura(m): 4:51pm On Aug 10, 2007
Living Lasting impressions like cuts to flesh,

Cos da gun made a man outa pussies from around my way
who usually wont hav a fuckng think say

De la soul, Sunshine 1996
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 7:21pm On Aug 10, 2007
I give her the ice dat don't melt
anything she want, she spoilt like old milk
-papoose(bang it out).
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 9:43am On Aug 12, 2007
"I'm so vain, u could draw blood from me"
-Chino XL
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 7:15am On Aug 13, 2007
"Whip lash, when pushing that whip fast" --- JayZ
"I gets mo' butts than ash-trays. . ." --- B.I.G.
"let me spark ur interest, now there's no mo' dating on d internet. . . ." --- baby bash
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 7:18am On Aug 13, 2007
"Whip lash, when pushing that whip fast" --- JayZ
"I gets mo' butts than ash-trays. . ." --- B.I.G.
"let me spark ur interest, now there's no mo' dating on d internet. . . ." --- baby bash

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