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Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Rapsody(m): 10:03pm On Sep 15, 2007 |
@spikyn Puhleease, give me all the scoop u've got on this cat! Biography,website,albums,e.t.c.I want everything! If u eva get 2 meet 'em,tell 'em he's got a nu fan in Naija! He reminds me of common.Yet he's got a deep type flow of his own! Im really digging his ill reasoning.I Would really like to explore his mental.Hola! |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by A40(m): 5:51am On Sep 16, 2007 |
Jigga give you food for thought dawg get a plate Guilty until proven Innocent |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by spikyn: 7:24pm On Sep 17, 2007 |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Rapsody(m): 8:18pm On Sep 17, 2007 |
@spikyn Thanx man! |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by spikyn: 5:10pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
The sad fact of life especially in hip-hop seems to be that the very best albums are never properly/legally released in their entire-ness. The original Pro*Pain is one of such masterpieces alongside 4th Avenue Jones' No Plan B and L.A. Symphony's Call It What You Want. I hearthily recommend you try tracking those albums down. I include these links to give you an idea of the reviews of what I consider to be manchild at his very best. http://www.christianitytoday.com/music/reviews/2006/propain.html http://www.netweed.com/hiphoplogic/2005_06_01_archive.html#111992114673017277 http://www.rapzilla.com/rz/content/view/34/83/ http://www.jesusfreakhideout.com/cdreviews/ProPain.asp http://www.rhapsody.com/marsill/propain#albumreview http://www.jesusfreakhideout.com/cdreviews/ProPain2006.asp The album was so delayed that it became a niche album at the end but it's worth having so holla back. |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by ritchboi: 5:58pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
my gun is like ur jewla cos it make ur ear-ring-papoose |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Akan(m): 6:31pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
Excuse me, flows just grow through me Like trees to branches Cliffs to avalanches It's the praying mantis Deep like the mind of Farrakhan A motherfuckin rap phenomenon - Notorious BIG ft Method Man (The What) |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Rapsody(m): 9:41pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
@spikyn i usually browse with my phone but would have to take time out to visit the café,so i can check out the links.Wud get back to u as soon as i check 'em out! Forget mainstream hype and superficiality,when it comes down to the real hip hop,Lawd knows,aint nuthin like the underground! |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 3:10am On Sep 23, 2007 |
I'm so far ahead of my time i literally see the future in past tense - proverb |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Wordsmith(m): 11:44am On Sep 24, 2007 |
"How could i turn a new leaf when i smoked a whole tree?" - Gino (Pain Plus Work) "Even if i married your moms, you still wouldn't step son." - Mode9 "You's a King without a Kingdom, . . .a King that's very dumb" - K-Show |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Wordsmith(m): 11:45am On Sep 24, 2007 |
"How could i turn a new leaf when i smoked a whole tree?" - Gino (Pain Plus Work) "Even if i married your moms, you still wouldn't step son." - Mode9 "You's a King without a Kingdom, . . .a King that's very dumb" - K-Show |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Wordsmith(m): 11:45am On Sep 24, 2007 |
"How could i turn a new leaf when i smoked a whole tree?" - Gino (Pain Plus Work) "Even if i married your moms, you still wouldn't step son." - Mode9 "You's a King without a Kingdom, . . .a King that's very dumb" - K-Show |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by omogenaija(f): 8:05pm On Sep 24, 2007 |
Niggas say I'm pussy, I dare you to stick your d1ck in this If I was pussy I'd be filled with syphilis Herpes, gonorrhea, climittia, getting rid'a ya -- biggie smalls |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Hugoboi(m): 1:36pm On Sep 25, 2007 |
Uh, yo don't get mad at me I don't love 'em I Bleep 'em I don't chase 'em I duck 'em I replace 'em with another one You had to see she keep calling me BIG And my name is Jay-Z She be all on my dick Gradually I'm taking over your bitch Coming over your shit Got my feet up on you sofa, man I mean a hostess for my open hand You coming home to beer shifts and there be soda cans I got your bitch in my Rover man I never kiss her, I never hold her hand In fact I diss her I'm a bolder man I'mma love-vendor her, it's over man It's over man, it's over man JayZ - Is that yo bitch |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by prncss(f): 7:35pm On Sep 25, 2007 |
just cuz you get away that don't mean is okay You a dead man walking and i mean its okay -T.i |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by eldee(m): 3:06pm On Sep 28, 2007 |
What you call money I paid more in taxes I got crowned King down in Africa Down in Nigeria do you have any idea JAY Z(Kingdom Come-Oh My God) |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by eldee(m): 3:11pm On Sep 28, 2007 |
we already know how much your watch is worth talk about, helpin the hurt, savin the church won't you brag about helpin out where you come from and give brothers a job that really want one gotta think about that shit you said, you don't mean it I done listened to that shit you said, but I done seen it DMX (Great Depression- Trina Moe) Actually, u need to listen to that one before u can truly feel it |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by eldee(m): 3:12pm On Sep 28, 2007 |
15 million, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah rest assured, I'm best abroad you can test Billboard, cuz the, rest are frauds I got 18 years under my belt, rappin let me see, you was three, I was, makin it happen Also DMX, The same track |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Jackal(m): 1:14am On Sep 29, 2007 |
Ha ha ha, call me a Bad Boy killer murder motherfuckers daily Know the feds trail me, so my alias Makaveli Gettin lessons from niggaz in penitentiaries Game, when applied help me survive several centuries Lock me in a cage I'll display my rage Surround the court buildin with the gauge and spray . . . . . . . . .Tupac[MADE NIGGAZ] Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it So Ill be disguised in it And if anybody identifies the guy in it Ill hide for five minutes Come back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business . . . . . . . . . . . . .Eminem[CRIMINAL] I don't wanna quit, but shit, I feel like this is it, for me to have this much appeal like this is sick this is not a game, this fame, in real life this is sick, Publicity stunt my ass, conceal my fuckin' DICK Bleep the guns, I'm done, I'll never look at gats If I scrap, I'll scrap like I ain't never whupped some ass I love my fans, but no one ever puts a grasp on the fact i've sacrificed everything I have I never dreamt I'd get to the level that I'm at This is wack, this is more than I ever coulda asked Everywhere I go, a hat, a sweater hood, or mask What about math, how come I wasn't ever good at that? It's like the boy in the bubble, who never could adapt I'm trapped, if I could go back, I never woulda rapped I sold my soul to the devil, I'll never get it back I just wanna leave this game with level head intact . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Eminem[SAY GOODBYE TO HOLLYWOOD] |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by eldee(m): 10:47am On Sep 29, 2007 |
@Jackal i felt that, but this is just for puch lines |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by tng(f): 12:08pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
Money isnt everything but making it is -Kanye West, Good Life. They say the devil wears Prada, adam and eve wear nada Am in between and way much fresher With less effort Cos when when you try hard thats when you die hard -Kanye West, Cant tell me Nothing. Niggaz say they made HOV; OK make another HOV -Jay Z, Lost one |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by omogenaija(f): 8:33pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
thats why we hear your music and fastfoward cuzz we don't want to hear that weak shit no more - kanye west |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 10:15pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
" am a man u are a b*tch in a man's body"- Cassidy " You are a star am a galaxy"- Cassidy " Rap is a flourescent bulb i just fused to it - Ghetto P |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 6:14pm On Oct 04, 2007 |
Even if u chop yam, u couldn't spit two bars (tubers) -STR8 Buttah Stoping me is like eating rice wit one chop stick - MODE 9 why u wan take my shine when your sh*t ain't live? u can't even flow if your name was ocean tide -OD u need O2 to mess wiv me and my nosey men, i'm d **** u can tell by the way i'm stinking, i'm so cold,u'd think i was born on september 32nd, Pheroshuz 'nothin dey happen' GAMBLIN WIT YA FUTURE AND D WHOLE 9YARD LIKE PLAYIN POKER WIT A FORTUNE TELLERS TYRON CARDS -Mode 9 Ur beef track is nothing but a miss call .no reply -Mode 9 ur album is poorer than the 3rd world economy-Mode 9 |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by ritchboi: 6:56pm On Oct 04, 2007 |
We Walkin Wit Weapons Wankin Walkie-talkie Wearin Wardens-papoose,alphabetical slaughter |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 8:03pm On Oct 04, 2007 |
In a big boi stands u lack substance-Mode 9 Your best rapper is like a dry river he dont flow like a mouthless hooker he dont blow- Mode 9 I make your lyrics cold as moscow-Ruggedman |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 10:43am On Oct 07, 2007 |
So many whack mcs like somebody's pregnant wife, takes 'em tha whole 9 months to deliver somethin with life. -Proverb |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by bouzymill(m): 4:57am On Oct 08, 2007 |
i run through the track like a trembling train - Papoose Papoose, you aint never heard a name that cool Spittin sixteen bars I'ma change that rule Somebody with no bars musta made that rule The industry owe me a lot, this a payback move Ride the track like a Maybach, smooth - Papoose Listen to the ocean and the stars, keep my vision in motion In motion like cars I'm down to Earth, at times I feel closer to Mars - Common, God of Sun |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 3:28am On Apr 12, 2008 |
Try 2 battle me U'll end up like T.L.C loosing a left eye -Kid S |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by edosioo(f): 1:25pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
lol.what is this thread findng here |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Bamsyle(m): 4:30pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
*These ones are mostly (quasi-) metaphors, quotables and wordplays (since they're also allowed)* This rule is so under-rated Keep your family and business completely separated - Notorious B.I.G (10 Crack Commandments) Your brain is a terrible thing to waste - Notorious B.I.G (Sky's The Limit) Follow the rules or follow them fools that die - Tupac (Heavy In The Game) My tongue is power, it thrills women, kills demons - Nas (No Idea's Original) But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope - Eminem (Real Slim Shady) Me and my man jumpin out Sedans Tappin your jaw, like Sugar Ray did Duran - Redman (Da Goodness) They say sleep is the cousin' of death So my eyes wide open because a dream is kin to ya last breath - The Game (Dreams) Aiyyo, I think about when a nigga didn't have (YEAH) and a nigga told a joke, and the bitches didn't laugh - DMX (What These B****es Want From A N***a) |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by MrCrackles(m): 4:33pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
Put a red dot on you like a Japan flag Fabolous |
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