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Vicious Indians by Pogistega(m): 10:19am On Jan 29, 2010
Three plane crash survivors were captured by head-hunters, who agreed not to kill them, if only they could do all that they were asked, else, they would be killed. Each were asked to collect ten fruits of a kind, of their choice. The first man arrived with ten oranges. He was now requested to insert all ten oranges into his anus, without batting an eyelid. He started crying as he was inserting the second orange, and he was instantly put to death. The second man arrived with ten limes. As he was about to insert the tenth lime, he suddenly started laughing, and he was also put to death. Later when both men met in heaven, the first man asked why he laughed, just when he was about to be free. The second man replied that he just could not help himself, as he saw the third man coming in with pineapples!

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