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What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by Chykason(m): 9:55pm On Jan 31, 2010
Welcome.
Research has it that relationships come to its climax mostly on Valentine's Day.
Hook ups, make ups, break-ups, proposals, denials, name it.

@next poster,
what do you have in stock for your partner this Val season?[color=][/color]
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by leeport: 10:15pm On Jan 31, 2010
nothing ,
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by pchima: 10:36pm On Jan 31, 2010
well, the gift is a framed picture of the both of us and a perfume. then a candle lit dinner on the floor of our bedroom
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by ekundayok: 6:58pm On Feb 01, 2010
i dont have anytin 2 offer,but i am going 2 get a special gift.A RING wink
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by Kunbee: 10:58pm On Feb 01, 2010
Collect his cash cool grin
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by baybbootz(f): 11:33pm On Feb 01, 2010
u like kudi ooo

tel himher its O-V-E-R,but i wanna have herhis baby, lipsrsealed lipsrsealeddid i say dat outloud?
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by Kunbee: 12:08am On Feb 02, 2010
Who no like money grin
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by Chykason(m): 8:02am On Feb 02, 2010
Me?
Buzz my ex, wish her some nice time. Take ma new catch out, biggs or tantalz her. Propose 2 her. Show her levels. Impact some senses in2 her.
Come 14, she'll be crowned ma 1st. Lady.
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by Chykason(m): 8:07am On Feb 02, 2010
Me?
Buzz my ex, wish her some nice time. Take ma new catch out, biggs or tantalz her. Propose 2 her. Show her levels. Impact some senses in2 her.
Come 14, she'll be crowned ma 1st. Lady.
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by romsky: 8:10am On Feb 02, 2010
i'll go down on ma left kneel and pop d kweshun dey all wanna hear: can u lend me ur a[b]ctive, cash loaded atm card[/b] and pin number my cherished pie?
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by Chykason(m): 10:41am On Feb 02, 2010
@ romsky,
way to go! I love that!
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by Kunbee: 11:12am On Feb 02, 2010
I go chop his dollar grin
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by romsky: 11:21am On Feb 02, 2010
chika i no dey propose oh ehen!

kunbee we know ur special talent
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by baybbootz(f): 12:12pm On Feb 02, 2010
kunbee we know your special talent
abi

when i grow up i want 2 be like kunbee winklol
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by romsky: 12:14pm On Feb 02, 2010
so now u still dey shit insyd pampers bah!
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by r231(m): 12:16pm On Feb 02, 2010
roll her up and SMOKE her grin cheesy
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by Pharoh: 12:26pm On Feb 02, 2010
Time to run out of town grin
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by baybbootz(f): 12:28pm On Feb 02, 2010
so now u still dey poo insyd pampers bah!
exactly,
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by romsky: 1:13pm On Feb 02, 2010
tata on board
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by Kunbee: 1:14am On Feb 03, 2010
Babbybootz cum into my room for tutorial cool
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by Chykason(m): 5:07am On Feb 03, 2010
Kunbee:

Babbybootz come into my room for tutorial cool

Kunbee na lecturer oh!
From tutorial 2 TO-TOrial
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by Kunbee: 9:05am On Feb 03, 2010
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by Nobody: 9:07am On Feb 03, 2010
nothing Vday is a big waste of money grin
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by Kunbee: 9:40am On Feb 03, 2010
Stingy koko cheesy
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by Abbeycity4(f): 10:01am On Feb 03, 2010
Chykason:

@next poster,
what do you have in stock for your partner this Val season?[color=][/color]

send him sm txt msg. & some 9ice gift. kiss
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by Pharoh: 10:16am On Feb 03, 2010
Abbey_city:

send him sm txt msg. & some 9ice gift. kiss

Is that all you have for lipsrsealed angry
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by donsponky(m): 10:34am On Feb 03, 2010
send her to village before then so that i wont spend more money grin
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by mykali(m): 10:39am On Feb 03, 2010
for my partner, i'll do anything . . . .i wish i had one cry
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by studio43(m): 11:00am On Feb 03, 2010
Try new sex positions on her dats all i've got for her , period
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by mykali(m): 11:33am On Feb 03, 2010
''intimacy'' positions? shocked
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by Pharoh: 11:39am On Feb 03, 2010
That guy is sexx obsessed na tongue
Re: What's The Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season? by mykali(m): 11:42am On Feb 03, 2010
how come you know him so well?

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