netotse:

@you's lot
i dont mean to sound insensitive and all. . .(ok i do. . . )
but!
abeg now. . .y'all need to chill ok? we dont need to know that stuff. . .you dont hear us coming to whine when we have blue-balls and ish now. . .

blue beat me to it BUT!, haba, blue ball ko, purple prick ni,your satellite not big enough shey!

@ FL, okay, purple sweats, shiny dark blue jeans, brown wedges brown bag, sounds subtle right?  

kenny! emi ati e o loro for now!

fanta fruit twist!!

nike4luv:

blue beat me to it BUT!, haba, blue ball ko, purple prick ni,your satellite not smal enough shey!

LMFAO!!!!
LDKM!!!!!!
chai!!!  

FL Gators:

Yes and a few cotton balls. . . . dats how we roll
*death*

Na real wa ooo.
I need to start feeling women up just to make sure they ain't deceiving me

ok since the women have hijacked this thread for their "woman" issue i guess its time to hit my mat for the night,

bluespice:

onisokuso gbeborun omo!
wetin consign you for dis mata?
abeg carry go jare

yeat purple looks good on you too babe. . .

chiogo:

lol like they say, no uterus, no opinion.

My own will be here soon.  

Gators, but I need to get on your own level.  

@chiogo
i'm begging you, dont do that again now. . .do you know how hard it was for me not to make a dirty comment? i just repented today o. . .dont make me backslide. . .lol

chic2pimp:

Na real wa ooo.
I need to start feeling women up just to make sure they ain't deceiving me

now we need to start putting safety pins for public offenders/fondlers.

Kenny_G:

ok since the women have hijacked this thread for their "woman" issue i guess its time to hit my mat for the night,

if you hit any mat say goodbye to mommy and daddy

chic2pimp:

Na real wa ooo.
I need to start feeling women up just to make sure they ain't deceiving me

see another ashewo
chai lemme gather my self and run oh before they stop me on the road for receipt

Kenny_G:

ok since the women have hijacked this thread for their "woman" issue i guess its time to hit my mat for the night,

ehn! ehn! ehn! what did i hear u say, which mat! better come here fest  

nike4luv:

now we need to start putting safety pins for public offenders/fondlers.

As long as touch wetin I wan touch if una like put bulldozer for dia

nike4luv:

blue beat me to it BUT!, haba, blue ball ko, purple prick ni,your satellite not smal enough shey!

@ FL, okay, purple sweats, shiny dark blue jeans, brown wedges brown bag, sounds subtle right?  

LOL Maybe its just me, but brown shoe purple sweats does not look good.

Brown shoes and black pant is a no no

Purple sweat and brown shoe is a no no

Very bad combo

netotse:

yeat purple looks good on you too babe. . .

wetin u talk?

chic2pimp:

Na real wa ooo.
I need to start feeling women up just to make sure they ain't deceiving me

thatz where asheworism begins.

Can you imagine!!!

netotse:

@chiogo
i'm begging you, dont do that again now. . .do you know how hard it was for me not to make a dirty comment? i just repented today o. . .dont make me backslide. . .lol

I'm sure you're used to these kinda talks, it's 2010.  

ehen, just changed into my agbada, rolling on my eni(mat), hoping this mosquito coil really does what it says on the tin

y'all are making it hard for a brother. . .i'm trying to watch 24se8 and constitute a nuisance here at the same time the posts are coming too fast. . .lol

@blue
mo'n kin yin ni. . .

bluespice:

if you hit any mat say goodbye to mommy and daddy see another ashewo
chai lemme gather my self and run oh before they stop me on the road for receipt

Ashewo ke?
Wetin man go do when nau
Besides women dey do the same nowadays. I remember this woman swinging her hands back and forth trying to touch my crotch

FL Gators:

thatz where asheworism begins.

Can you imagine!!!

How so?
The woman dey feel me, I too go feel am back nau abi no be so?

Oh I understood your plight, I was cross, but I wouldn't say fairly so, I should have realized where you were coming from, actually I did, I was just being selfish

iy yi yi selfishness. that means you owe me an apology in form of dodo ati rice.
anyways, i guess it's all good.  i just needed to get over the ripples.

chic2pimp:

Ashewo ke?
Wetin man go do when nau
Besides women dey do the same nowadays. I remember this woman swinging her hands back and forth trying to touch my crotch

Shuttup I did it by accident. . .

I thought there was a fly by your zipper

Kenny_G:

ehen, just changed into my agbada, rolling on my eni(mat), hoping this mosquito coil really does what it says on the tin

so with all the raid i sprayed you did not hear the smell and see the tiro on my eyes abi?
if you don't come to my room nao

FL Gators:

thatz where asheworism begins.

death!

netotse:

@blue
mo'n kin yin ni. . .

oko mi, bawo?

chic2pimp:

How so?
The woman dey feel me, I too go feel am back nau abi no be so?

You no fit. . . .ti n ba mu e

chic2pimp:


Besides women dey do the same nowadays. I remember this woman swinging her hands back and forth trying to touch my crotch

*******Announcing Departure**********

FL Gators:

Shuttup I did it by accident. . .

I thought there was a fly by your zipper

So it was you
I shoulda let you touch it.
As soon you touch am, I'll just grab hold of your Idi araba.
After all it's ffty fifty no cheating

FL Gators:

You no fit. . . .ti n ba mu e

Oh really?
You wan bet?
Make you try am first, then we go see

bluespice:

Now You Know

i swear it was involutary my hand had to i didnt even see your face

Is it possible to isolate the breath from a human life.

or to separate the soul from the body.

yup

@ topic, procastination over, better get on my running tracks

I'm having a terrible headache.
Who knows that nutrition can have so much facts like this

@chic2pimp
You're walking on a thin thread.
What will SEFAGO think when he sees your hand on my pancake?

bluespice:

i swear it was involutary my hand had to i didnt even see your face

Apology accepted
Next time just make sure I know it's you, then you fit touch am willy nilly


@ GATORS
Abeg forget that Guy jare
Je ka ma gbadun ara wa jare

chic2pimp:

@ GATORS
Abeg forget that Guy jare
Je ka ma gbadun ara wa jare

Oh Lord why does the bolded remind me of chamotex