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Likely Scenario - LS 7 - Hotcocoa by SamMilla1(m): 12:09am On Feb 02, 2010 |
HotCocoa is a Young Lady who is in In love with a guy. Unfortunately the guy doesn't return her love for him and Cheats on Her. She claimed to have caught him but Mr Cheat denies all allegations. Hear from HotCocoa herself. I NEED TO BREAK UP WITH MY FIANCEE HERE IS OUR LIKELY SCENARIO BASED ON EXPERIENCE. Hotcocoa : John where are you coming from ? John : From the stadium, i went to watch Manchester United versus Chelsea. HCC : Since when did Old Trafford move to Julia's House because that was where i found You ? John {stammers} uhm, Julia is a fan of Chelsea, we be-be-be-bet some money on who was gonna win. Hey here is the money , i won, here is the money. John puts his right hand in the pocket to bring out money as Hotcocoa gives him A hot Slap. HCC : {starts to cry} What do you take me for, A fool? I saw two of you kissing John, You ve been lying to me ever since we started. I cant take this from you John, I love you so much, what did i do to you John ? John : {Knowing that any word is a ticket for another slap, decided to stay quiet} HCC : {continues} You cant be treating me this way John, What would you do if you are in my shoes ? What havent i endured because of you ? You know i cant leave you John, I have gotten used to you, It is not fair, i am going crazy Then later on in the day, She decided to Consult her Friend Thoniaslim and they started drinking Whiskey. HCC : Thonia lets go and buy more alcohol, i cant seem to get him off my mind, i am going crazy Thoniaslim : Look at it this way. . .if you leave him now. . .its gonna hurt but its gonna get better with time! We all deserve the best. . .especially if your giving the best. . .and if the person your giving your best too isn't appreciative or reciprocating back. . .but instead taking you for a ride. . .then you deserve to take a walk! You'll be doing yourself a huge favor gal. . .better a broken engagement than a broken marriage! HCC : Are you sure Thonia, I just think we need more Bottles , {starts to cry again} Hotcocoa got home, Mr John Arshole Is not Home, Probably with Julia watching Man U vs Chelsea Replay on Julia's TV, My guess is that he forgot the score from the live game. so he needed to watch it again on tv. [img]http://2.bp..com/_CYc5rQh5ZM8/R9Z8xJEhhlI/AAAAAAAAAss/YvLPbRfFoIU/s400/IMG_1385.JPG[/img] Hotcocoa : {soliloquizing} I cant marry this kind of man, Must every woman have a man for that matter, No No i cant do this. I am going to ask people if it is compulsory that every woman should have a man. Hotcocoa slept alone that night and by the time she woke up the following morning, she has already made up her mind to report John On The Internet. Venue : Nairaland. Topic : Must Every Woman Have A Man? url : https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-390940.0.html Sam Milla : My dear Hotchick, I think the advice from Your friend Thonia is good enough. |
Re: Likely Scenario - LS 7 - Hotcocoa by Kunbee: 12:27am On Feb 02, 2010 |
I agree |
Re: Likely Scenario - LS 7 - Hotcocoa by romsky: 9:34am On Feb 02, 2010 |
e no easy |
Re: Likely Scenario - LS 7 - Hotcocoa by Kunbee: 10:45am On Feb 02, 2010 |
To make money abi |
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