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Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 9:36am On Jul 11, 2017
E.g She said she was hungry so i BUTTER a bread.
Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Dhayor001(m): 9:41am On Jul 11, 2017
Hmmm, I'm Ghana have to Czech her out.

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Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 9:51am On Jul 11, 2017
I was dying of hunger so i had to RICE up and be alive.

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Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 10:40am On Jul 11, 2017
She hasnt used a keyboard before so i gave her an ALTERNATE to SHIFT so i could help her.

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Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 10:42am On Jul 11, 2017
The kid is a wizard, may he should be called WIZKID,
Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 10:44am On Jul 11, 2017
I wasnt impressed with her cloth so i told her to DRESS.
Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 10:45am On Jul 11, 2017
People have drowned in this river but we BOAT crossed it.
Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 10:48am On Jul 11, 2017
I dont see money on the ground then why is it called NAIRALAND

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Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 10:50am On Jul 11, 2017
I was singing close to the river, i took the LINES while the fishes to the HOOK.

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Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by MrOreo(m): 1:35pm On Jul 11, 2017
She said she was DIRTY so i SHINED her congo.
Sounded cool in my head undecided ...
Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Kirgyakos(m): 2:32pm On Jul 11, 2017
Kenya epp n Czech on ma boy? coz i'm Ghana b away 4 tree daze

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Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 3:10pm On Jul 11, 2017
If jay z wanted to arrange alphabets he will surely put B-ON-C (beyonce)

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Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 5:09pm On Jul 11, 2017
They get angry when i spend because dem no RICH.

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Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 5:14pm On Jul 11, 2017
I got to the meeting late but they didnt brief me up because i NEW
Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 5:48pm On Jul 11, 2017
I enjoy browsing especially when the network is SWIFT.
Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 5:50pm On Jul 11, 2017
I have no reason Y i should find my X's.
Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 5:51pm On Jul 11, 2017
We ran out of milk till FURTHER NO-TEAS.

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Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 5:53pm On Jul 11, 2017
I learnt SHEERAN is so good that is why he is called HEAD (ED)
Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Trip4Jozzy(m): 4:20pm On Jul 12, 2017
They seem to be shocked that lekki is flooded, they should have known from the name that the place was lakey..

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Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by celestialAgent(m): 6:35pm On Jul 12, 2017
She said she needs food, I offered her my banana grin

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Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Trip4Jozzy(m): 9:03pm On Jul 12, 2017
celestialAgent:
She said she needs food, I offered her my banana grin
Hope she found it a-peeling..

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Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by kennyjam: 11:09pm On Jul 12, 2017
joke ooo....where i go buy Thunder wey go fire OP them say make i come back tomorrow bcus e don scarce
Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 4:43pm On Jul 19, 2017
kennyjam:
joke ooo....where i go buy Thunder wey go fire OP them say make i come back tomorrow bcus e don scarce
Wetin happen nah?
Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 4:44pm On Jul 19, 2017
The pregnant lady wants to BURN-A BOY that can sing.
Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 4:45pm On Jul 19, 2017
Shes so in love with JAMES i really like their BOND
Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by damilolaq99(m): 3:21pm On Jul 20, 2017
When people offend us,we should MEAT them and make PEAS

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Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 1:03am On Jul 23, 2017
I was about to drink water when i heard someone break in so i had to get the COP.
Re: Let's Know The PUNSTARS In NAIRALAND by Itssod(m): 8:06pm On Jul 31, 2017
For reminding me the last 3 vowels I.O.U something

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