A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints.

The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?"

The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"

The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around'."

omg hahahahhahahaha funny

The lil boy thought the dude was gay,

Pls ooooooo, i actually fell off my chair with laughter, pls stop am oooo.
LMFAO

didn't catch the gist initially but whn i did couldn't help laughing my head off, dm, did u actually fall off ur chair, or u threw urself off ?

tolutope:

Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around'."

l.o.l

i dont get it

l.o.l


The big guy says to the small guy "Turner Brown"


And the small guy thought he meant "Turn Around"

i now get it but it's still nottt

l.o.l.yeP.I get what you mean.

:d :d :d

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Hhahahahahhahahaha nice one

lmao

great joke

seen it b4
but ok

so ur eyes are now functioning?

so urs was blind?

yeah remember how we walked about leading ourselfs?

blind leading the blind

*holds sauce hands as we feel our way tru the streets wid our walking sticks*

ol boi i think this way leads to the house and he counters no i think it leads to the backyard and the arguments btwn us go on and on on on

till the way finally ends in bed. . . .

lol u don start now

wetin i start?