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Breaking News Yar Adua Spoke To Reporter At Last by Mamajama(m): 9:38pm On Feb 02, 2010 |
> The long > awaited 'Yaradua interview was released at > last, > > Reporter: How are you > feeling Mr. President? > > Yar’Adua: > I feel like I am still in Saudi Arabia though I am not sure > where I am. Ask > Turai, she will tell you how I am feeling. > > Reporter: Why did you give > interview to BBC instead of > NTA? > > Yar’Adua: > My people cannot watch or listen to NTA due to NEPA. > But with BBC, > everyone will turn on their generators to watch and > listen, Who will burn > their diesel to watch NTA? Even Goodluck will not do > that. > > > > Reporter: What about your 7 point > agenda? > > Yar’Adua: > Forget about that! That was dead on arrival. It was > even OBJ’s idea. > I have streamlined that into only 1 agenda – ‘Hanging > on to dear > life’. This will work for every Nigerian. Very simple concept > that I > learned here in Saudi or Yemen! > > > > Reporter: What are you going to > do about Jos > crisis? > > > Yar’Adua: > Jos? Is that still part of Nigeria? Wallahi, I didn’t > remember. > > > > Reporter: When are you coming > back to Nigeria? > > Yar’Adua: > Never! I am not coming back but don’t tell Turai or > Andoakaa. Turai might order these housemaids to switch > off my life > support, Andoakaa might convince Nigerians that I can > rule from heaven(?) > and I am just tired of the whole thing, > > > > Reporter: What message do you > have for your > daughters? > > Yar’Adua: Marry only governors. Forget the > Muttallab’s! > > Reporter: What message do you > have for > Nigerians? > Yar’Adua: Hold on tight! You > think the > ride has been rough, it is going to get worse from here. I > am glad that I am > not going to be part of it. I am enjoying my stay here. My > brother, please > change that channel for me. I need to watch the next soccer > game. Egypt > are my favorite team. I just love > them. > Reporter: Thank you Mr. > President. > > Yar’Adua: > Oh me? I am still the President? Thank you! You better > leave before Turai > gets back here! > > Regards, |
Re: Breaking News Yar Adua Spoke To Reporter At Last by olola1(m): 9:46pm On Feb 02, 2010 |
lol! |
Re: Breaking News Yar Adua Spoke To Reporter At Last by mcnepow(m): 9:56pm On Feb 02, 2010 |
roflol! |
Re: Breaking News Yar Adua Spoke To Reporter At Last by woye77: 10:28pm On Feb 02, 2010 |
funny but it should be in the jokes section |
Re: Breaking News Yar Adua Spoke To Reporter At Last by Rooneyboy(m): 11:32pm On Feb 02, 2010 |
So funny that i forgot to laugh. |
Re: Breaking News Yar Adua Spoke To Reporter At Last by ono(m): 1:23am On Feb 03, 2010 |
LMFAO. . . . .You win. Na you biko! |
Re: Breaking News Yar Adua Spoke To Reporter At Last by pcicero(m): 2:17am On Feb 03, 2010 |
Very funny |
Re: Breaking News Yar Adua Spoke To Reporter At Last by Fhemmmy: 2:51am On Feb 03, 2010 |
You sure got me there . . . . good joke |
Re: Breaking News Yar Adua Spoke To Reporter At Last by Nobody: 3:51am On Feb 03, 2010 |
Old joke by Funke Egbemode, but still a nice one anyday!. |
Re: Breaking News Yar Adua Spoke To Reporter At Last by Fhemmmy: 3:51am On Feb 03, 2010 |
^^^ He really got me |
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