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| When A Woman Lies by romsky: 10:35am On Feb 04, 2010 |
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?'' "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. "Is this your husband? The Lord asked."Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is not true!" The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said "no" to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said "no" to him, you would have come up with my husband, Had I then said "yes," you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said "yes" to George Clooney. And so the Lord let her keep him. The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it. Signed, All Women 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: When A Woman Lies by romsky: 12:15pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm 'completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, 'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.' MORAL OF THE STORY: Not all Irish are stupid, Not all blondes are dumb, But all men are men. |
| Re: When A Woman Lies by alimat2(f): 2:42pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
Pls summa[b]rice[/b] i cant find my  goggle |
| Re: When A Woman Lies by romsky: 2:53pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
only u sabi ow u take dey pass 4 sukul |
| Re: When A Woman Lies by alimat2(f): 2:55pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
Na becos i get front and back  |
| Re: When A Woman Lies by romsky: 3:30pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
Animashaun |
| Re: When A Woman Lies by alimat2(f): 3:34pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
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| Re: When A Woman Lies by Kunbee: 12:44am On Feb 06, 2010 |
Nice Romade 1 Like |
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