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Between Secession And Restructuring; The Parable Of The Faulty Atm by IkpuMmadu: 5:22am On Aug 06, 2017
By Charles Ogbu.

For sometime now, social media appear deeply buried in an argument between Nigerians of Igbo extraction who want Biafra and other Nigerians who prefer a well restructured country. The former appear convinced that the resurrection of the Restructuring campaign is an attempt to weaken the resolve and unionism of the Biafran agitation while the latter seem to believe the Biafran quest is too extreme and should be replaced with the demand for restructuring which they argue, is more feasible.

It is my view that the whole argument is one hell of a beautiful nonsense, a misplaced priority and monumental distraction, one that will do more harm than good to either camp.

I will try to explain this thus:

Nigeria is like a faulty ATM. The Hausa/Fulanis are the only ones currently withdrawing money from the machine in its faulty state. If this ATM is repaired, everybody will have equal chance of withdrawing according to how much he has in his account. But the hausa/fulani North will loose the undue access to other people’s money which the faulty ATM currently confers on him and which he has gotten used to. To this end, it is beyond argument that the North will be willing go to any length to ensure the criminally dubious status quo is maintained.

Following this scenario, the pro-restructuring group seem to be saying, “Oga North, abeg, allow make them repair this ATM nah! Abi e good as only you just dey corrobi the whole money dey go?, If you no let all of us join hand repair this machine, e go soon spoil kpatakpata and when that happens, all of us go loose”

On the other hand, the Biafran group is saying, “look Mr North, nobody come here to look your face, in fact, as you don already over-withdraw our money for inside this machine, we no kukuma wan make dem repair anything again. We simply no wan keep our money for the same bank with you again as you don show us say you no fit conduct your affair as a gentleman”

Meanwhile, due to the fraudulent arrangement Mr North has with the British bank owners when the bank was established, he (mr North) has an edge over the other account owners at the bank. He has successfully resisted the repairing of the faulty ATM just as He has brutally resisted the attempt by one of the partners to take his money away from the bank.

Both the group agitating for the repair of the ATM (Restructuring group) and the other group rooting for the monies in the bank account to be divided and shared to stop the exploitative activities of Mr North (Biafran agitators) all want one thing which is to enthrone justice, fairness and equity in the operation of the Automated Teller Machine. To this end, it is logical to assert that neither of the afor-mentioned groups is the bad guy. The bad guy here is Mr North who has repeatedly opposed every move to peacefully repair this ATM even when he knew it must be repaired now or never. It is very important that we always remember this.

What I find pathetically funny in all of this is that rather than focus on their “peaceful” approach towards getting Mr North to allow for the ATM to be repaired, the “ATM Repair Group(Restructuring)” is busy demonizing the “Divide The Money Group (Biafrans)” accusing them of being extremist in their quest. Listening to them, you will be forgiven to think the Divide The Money Group, and not Mr North, is the one holding down the ATM. You might even be tempted to think the “Divide The Money Group” (Biafrans) just stole the document containing instructions for the repair of the Machine. On their own, those who want the monies divided seem to be under the impression that the agitation of the other group is nothing short of a devilish attempt to weaken their resolve and gift Mr North with the opportunity to keep stealing their collective cash in the ATM.

Mutual suspicion. Accusation and counter accusation between two groups pursuing the same noble cause but via two modus operandi. Meanwhile, Mr North is busy killing the ATM. And, the entire bank, not just the machine, is enroute to Golgota. Shame, isn’t it?

It is my humble opinion that the argument and counter argument from both the pro-Restructuring group and the Biafrans are as criminally silly as two slaves of the same slave master expending valuable time and energy, arguing over whether they should escape from their slavery through the window or through the door. What should be your priority as a slave is how to escape from your Master and be a free man! If your fellow slave wants to jump the fence or break a couple of glasses belonging to the slave master in his quest to gain his own freedom, it shouldn’t bother you. If you think the door or gate is your own choice, focus all your energy on jumping the gate or breaking the door. What should be your priority is your own freedom, not how your fellow slave is pursuing his.

If you think the train of your fellow slave is not good enough to take you to the land of the freemen, by all means, don’t join him but you owe it to both man and God to ensure you don’t derail it.

Let’s get practical here. The North has always been vehemently opposed to any idea of Restructuring. The Northern Elders Forum and the Arewa Consultative Forum; the two northern power blocks have never hidden their disdain for the term. The current Hausa/fulani govt is opposed to Restructuring. The attorney general, Abubakar Malami, re-affirmed this last week when he stated that no amount of agitation will bring about restructuring. The information minister, Lai Mohammed, was clear enough when he stated that restructuring Nigeria was not in the agenda of the government. Recall that the 1967 Biafra declaration and the subsequent war was basically due to the failure of the Gowon-led govt to honor the Aburi Accord which would have seen the country restructured as a confederation.

For the average Igbo man, the 1967 war and subsequent events have proven that the Nigerian state cannot be trusted to restructure this country. The North has consistently stood against any attempt to correct the grave injustices within the very foundation of the Nigerian system.

Just as the 1967 Ojukwu’s Biafra was a product of the failure of the then govt to stop the state-sponsored anti-Igbo pogrom and honor the Aburi accord, this current Biafra agitation championed by Nnamdi Kanu is in response to the same grave injustices, institutionalized marginalization and state-sponsored hate-induced destruction of Igbo lives and properties. President Buhari has caused more division in the country than a million and one Nnamdi Kanu could ever do even in one million years.

If anyone genuinely want this country to be restructured, the person should not waste his time and energy focusing on the pro-Biafran group. Nnamdi Kanu and IPOB are not the problem. They are not the ones stopping Nigeria from being restructured. The Fulani Oligarchs are! Focus on them if you genuinely want Restructuring. As a pro-restructuring fellow, stop dedicating number-less articles to why the Biafran quest would fail. Instead, dedicate those articles to how you intend to get the fulani Oligarchs to allow for restructuring. If you succeed in getting Nigeria genuinely restructured, I Charles Ogbu, I am assuring you that the agitation for Biafra will drastically reduce and look less appealing to so many Igbos because 80% of what we want with Biafra which is basically justice, fairness and a merit-based system, will have been provided by a well restructured Nigeria.

Now, let me say this: If this country is ever going to be restructured, it will not be because of beautiful prose and poetry penned down by pro-Restructuring groups. Never! The people opposing the restructuring of this country don’t even read most of those reason-studded essays. The hausa/fulani North WILL NEVER accept restructuring unless they are presented with an alternative such as breakup which they consider a bigger threat. Go save this piece!

The North will do anything to keep Nigeria one and ensure the status quo is maintained but make no mistake, it is all for reasons very far removed from altrustism. They are the biggest and perhaps the only region benefiting from the hopelessly fraudulent arrangement we currently have. A change in the status quo in form of Restructuring will take most of the powers from the centre to the federating units or regions, thereby making the centre less attractive. It will engender equity, justice and fairness by allowing each federating unit/region control her resources and develop at her own pace. But, that will mean striping wealthy Hausa/Fulanis of their firm grip on the Niger Delta oil blocks. The North WILL NEVER allow this unless there is a commensurate pressure which will reasonably threaten them with break-up.

In conclusion, both groups have no reason to war-war. They simply need to keep up the pressure. Even a blind man can see that the activities of Nnamdi Kanu-led IPOB has succeeded in unsettling the North to a very reasonable degree. In the end, I can’t guarantee that we will get either a well restructured Nigeria or Biafra but I can guarantee that we will get neither of the two options if we keep bickering and fiddling while our Rome is burning.



The answers to the above question should provoke you enough into joining forces to confront your common adversary.

Wisdom, they say, is profitable to direct!



https://etimes.com.ng/opinionbetween-secession-restructuring-parable-faulty-atm/

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Re: Between Secession And Restructuring; The Parable Of The Faulty Atm by ReubenE(m): 5:27am On Aug 06, 2017
Faulty analogy in my opinion.

Why is everybody demonizing the north. Will the death of the north automatically end our problems?

People now easily forget the evil the man from Aba, Ogbomoso, Yenagoa, Auchi, Ikot-Ikpene is doing in the country.
Is injustice limited to the north? Is nepotism birthed in the north?
It will surprise many to know that the pillars holding the supposed northern hegemony is mounted by people of southern extraction.

In as much as in my opinion the north is notoriously known for being arrogant, greedy and domineering, people should take a break and also look at the contributions of the south in compounding our current problems.

People should take a look at the days that preceded our independence to decide for themselves whether the north forcefully took the driver's seat or the south handed it to them.....
Re: Between Secession And Restructuring; The Parable Of The Faulty Atm by Aura2(f): 5:53am On Aug 06, 2017
IkpuMmadu:
By Charles Ogbu.

For sometime now, social media appear deeply buried in an argument between Nigerians of Igbo extraction who want Biafra and other Nigerians who prefer a well restructured country. The former appear convinced that the resurrection of the Restructuring campaign is an attempt to weaken the resolve and unionism of the Biafran agitation while the latter seem to believe the Biafran quest is too extreme and should be replaced with the demand for restructuring which they argue, is more feasible.

It is my view that the whole argument is one hell of a beautiful nonsense, a misplaced priority and monumental distraction, one that will do more harm than good to either camp.

I will try to explain this thus:

Nigeria is like a faulty ATM. The Hausa/Fulanis are the only ones currently withdrawing money from the machine in its faulty state. If this ATM is repaired, everybody will have equal chance of withdrawing according to how much he has in his account. But the hausa/fulani North will loose the undue access to other people’s money which the faulty ATM currently confers on him and which he has gotten used to. To this end, it is beyond argument that the North will be willing go to any length to ensure the criminally dubious status quo is maintained.

Following this scenario, the pro-restructuring group seem to be saying, “Oga North, abeg, allow make them repair this ATM nah! Abi e good as only you just dey corrobi the whole money dey go?, If you no let all of us join hand repair this machine, e go soon spoil kpatakpata and when that happens, all of us go loose”

On the other hand, the Biafran group is saying, “look Mr North, nobody come here to look your face, in fact, as you don already over-withdraw our money for inside this machine, we no kukuma wan make dem repair anything again. We simply no wan keep our money for the same bank with you again as you don show us say you no fit conduct your affair as a gentleman”

Meanwhile, due to the fraudulent arrangement Mr North has with the British bank owners when the bank was established, he (mr North) has an edge over the other account owners at the bank. He has successfully resisted the repairing of the faulty ATM just as He has brutally resisted the attempt by one of the partners to take his money away from the bank.

Both the group agitating for the repair of the ATM (Restructuring group) and the other group rooting for the monies in the bank account to be divided and shared to stop the exploitative activities of Mr North (Biafran agitators) all want one thing which is to enthrone justice, fairness and equity in the operation of the Automated Teller Machine. To this end, it is logical to assert that neither of the afor-mentioned groups is the bad guy. The bad guy here is Mr North who has repeatedly opposed every move to peacefully repair this ATM even when he knew it must be repaired now or never. It is very important that we always remember this.

What I find pathetically funny in all of this is that rather than focus on their “peaceful” approach towards getting Mr North to allow for the ATM to be repaired, the “ATM Repair Group(Restructuring)” is busy demonizing the “Divide The Money Group (Biafrans)” accusing them of being extremist in their quest. Listening to them, you will be forgiven to think the Divide The Money Group, and not Mr North, is the one holding down the ATM. You might even be tempted to think the “Divide The Money Group” (Biafrans) just stole the document containing instructions for the repair of the Machine. On their own, those who want the monies divided seem to be under the impression that the agitation of the other group is nothing short of a devilish attempt to weaken their resolve and gift Mr North with the opportunity to keep stealing their collective cash in the ATM.

Mutual suspicion. Accusation and counter accusation between two groups pursuing the same noble cause but via two modus operandi. Meanwhile, Mr North is busy killing the ATM. And, the entire bank, not just the machine, is enroute to Golgota. Shame, isn’t it?

It is my humble opinion that the argument and counter argument from both the pro-Restructuring group and the Biafrans are as criminally silly as two slaves of the same slave master expending valuable time and energy, arguing over whether they should escape from their slavery through the window or through the door. What should be your priority as a slave is how to escape from your Master and be a free man! If your fellow slave wants to jump the fence or break a couple of glasses belonging to the slave master in his quest to gain his own freedom, it shouldn’t bother you. If you think the door or gate is your own choice, focus all your energy on jumping the gate or breaking the door. What should be your priority is your own freedom, not how your fellow slave is pursuing his.

If you think the train of your fellow slave is not good enough to take you to the land of the freemen, by all means, don’t join him but you owe it to both man and God to ensure you don’t derail it.

Let’s get practical here. The North has always been vehemently opposed to any idea of Restructuring. The Northern Elders Forum and the Arewa Consultative Forum; the two northern power blocks have never hidden their disdain for the term. The current Hausa/fulani govt is opposed to Restructuring. The attorney general, Abubakar Malami, re-affirmed this last week when he stated that no amount of agitation will bring about restructuring. The information minister, Lai Mohammed, was clear enough when he stated that restructuring Nigeria was not in the agenda of the government. Recall that the 1967 Biafra declaration and the subsequent war was basically due to the failure of the Gowon-led govt to honor the Aburi Accord which would have seen the country restructured as a confederation.

For the average Igbo man, the 1967 war and subsequent events have proven that the Nigerian state cannot be trusted to restructure this country. The North has consistently stood against any attempt to correct the grave injustices within the very foundation of the Nigerian system.

Just as the 1967 Ojukwu’s Biafra was a product of the failure of the then govt to stop the state-sponsored anti-Igbo pogrom and honor the Aburi accord, this current Biafra agitation championed by Nnamdi Kanu is in response to the same grave injustices, institutionalized marginalization and state-sponsored hate-induced destruction of Igbo lives and properties. President Buhari has caused more division in the country than a million and one Nnamdi Kanu could ever do even in one million years.

If anyone genuinely want this country to be restructured, the person should not waste his time and energy focusing on the pro-Biafran group. Nnamdi Kanu and IPOB are not the problem. They are not the ones stopping Nigeria from being restructured. The Fulani Oligarchs are! Focus on them if you genuinely want Restructuring. As a pro-restructuring fellow, stop dedicating number-less articles to why the Biafran quest would fail. Instead, dedicate those articles to how you intend to get the fulani Oligarchs to allow for restructuring. If you succeed in getting Nigeria genuinely restructured, I Charles Ogbu, I am assuring you that the agitation for Biafra will drastically reduce and look less appealing to so many Igbos because 80% of what we want with Biafra which is basically justice, fairness and a merit-based system, will have been provided by a well restructured Nigeria.

Now, let me say this: If this country is ever going to be restructured, it will not be because of beautiful prose and poetry penned down by pro-Restructuring groups. Never! The people opposing the restructuring of this country don’t even read most of those reason-studded essays. The hausa/fulani North WILL NEVER accept restructuring unless they are presented with an alternative such as breakup which they consider a bigger threat. Go save this piece!

The North will do anything to keep Nigeria one and ensure the status quo is maintained but make no mistake, it is all for reasons very far removed from altrustism. They are the biggest and perhaps the only region benefiting from the hopelessly fraudulent arrangement we currently have. A change in the status quo in form of Restructuring will take most of the powers from the centre to the federating units or regions, thereby making the centre less attractive. It will engender equity, justice and fairness by allowing each federating unit/region control her resources and develop at her own pace. But, that will mean striping wealthy Hausa/Fulanis of their firm grip on the Niger Delta oil blocks. The North WILL NEVER allow this unless there is a commensurate pressure which will reasonably threaten them with break-up.

In conclusion, both groups have no reason to war-war. They simply need to keep up the pressure. Even a blind man can see that the activities of Nnamdi Kanu-led IPOB has succeeded in unsettling the North to a very reasonable degree. In the end, I can’t guarantee that we will get either a well restructured Nigeria or Biafra but I can guarantee that we will get neither of the two options if we keep bickering and fiddling while our Rome is burning.



The answers to the above question should provoke you enough into joining forces to confront your common adversary.

Wisdom, they say, is profitable to direct!



https://etimes.com.ng/opinionbetween-secession-restructuring-parable-faulty-atm/


I am not sure you have a clue what the issue is, besides ,most of you trying to make sense out of the whole thing have no clue how and who deserves the Nigerian purse, anyways, enjoy your ignorance.

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Re: Between Secession And Restructuring; The Parable Of The Faulty Atm by serverconnect(m): 5:54am On Aug 06, 2017
Good write up. If all the southern (SW,SE,SS) part of Nigeria are united, the Northerners would not have dominated the economy or controlling the resources of Nigeria like the way they are doing now.
Re: Between Secession And Restructuring; The Parable Of The Faulty Atm by Aura2(f): 5:56am On Aug 06, 2017
ReubenE:
Faulty analogy in my opinion.

Why is everybody demonizing the north. Will the death of the north automatically end our problems?

People now easily forget the evil the man from Aba, Ogbomoso, Yenagoa, Auchi, Ikot-Ikpene is doing in the country.
Is injustice limited to the north? Is nepotism birthed in the north?
It will surprise many to know that the pillars holding the supposed northern hegemony is mounted by people of southern extraction.

In as much as in my opinion the north is notoriously known for being arrogant, greedy and domineering, people should take a break and also look at the contributions of the south in compounding our current problems.

People should take a look at the days that preceded our independence to decide for themselves whether the north forcefully took the driver's seat or the south handed it to them.....

Imagine the south that has broken its political block blames the North for being united?
I wonder how some folks reason.

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Re: Between Secession And Restructuring; The Parable Of The Faulty Atm by ReubenE(m): 5:59am On Aug 06, 2017
Aura2:


Imagine the south that has broken its political block blames the North for being united?
I wonder how some folks reason.
Straight from my head....
Good morning
Re: Between Secession And Restructuring; The Parable Of The Faulty Atm by Aura2(f): 11:45am On Aug 06, 2017
serverconnect:
Good write up. If all the southern (SW,SE,SS) part of Nigeria are united, the Northerners would not have dominated the economy or controlling the resources of Nigeria like the way they are doing now.

Exactly my point, SE feel they are wise so they are busy asking for Biafra, SS saw oil and got the swollen head, the SW is stranded , in every election NE & NW present a common front.
After the elections they maintain the same front in Parliament getting anything they want.
The average southerner is politically immature just a big fat noise making agency.
The Southerners forgot that the Southern Pectectorate and the Northern pectectorates are still relevant political dimensions.

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Re: Between Secession And Restructuring; The Parable Of The Faulty Atm by blackfase(m): 1:25pm On Aug 06, 2017
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Re: Between Secession And Restructuring; The Parable Of The Faulty Atm by blackfase(m): 1:26pm On Aug 06, 2017
A caustic satire and food for thought for our southern brethren who wan die on top one nanjiriya matter. Charles has been benevolent to strip it down and straight for ur ignorant, gullible or silly minds to comprehend.

Hoping this opens & cleans up ur clogged and dysfunctional brains....

cc; coloneldrake

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Re: Between Secession And Restructuring; The Parable Of The Faulty Atm by Nobody: 1:30pm On Aug 06, 2017
blackfase:
A caustic satire and food for thought for our southern brethren who wan die on top one nanjiriya matter. Charles has been benevolent to strip it down and straight for ur ignorant, gullible or silly minds to comprehend.

Hoping this opens & cleans up ur clogged and dysfunctional brains....

cc; coloneldrake

Bros, see if those idiotic Yoruba want to die in their darling one Nigeria with their aboki slave master, that's their problem. No matter what we say or do, some people's minda are already made up and will forever be slave to the hausa fulani.


This write-up is apt. No sugarcoating! Straight to the point.

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Re: Between Secession And Restructuring; The Parable Of The Faulty Atm by blackfase(m): 1:37pm On Aug 06, 2017
ColonelDrake:


Bros, see if those idiotic Yoruba want to die in their darling one Nigeria with their aboki slave master, that's their problem. No matter what we say or do, some people's minda are already made up and will forever be slave to the hausa fulani.


This write-up is apt. No sugarcoating! Straight to the point.


Im telling you my bro. The man broke it down for them in no small way. Even a complete dunderhead should have no excuse understanding d sham Nigeria is with this piece.

I know we got to a point of no return already sha. Some things must give somehow regardless of the opinions or stance of the idiots in our midst....

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Re: Between Secession And Restructuring; The Parable Of The Faulty Atm by Sagay212: 1:44pm On Aug 06, 2017
ColonelDrake:


Bros, see if those idiotic Yoruba want to die in their darling one Nigeria with their aboki slave master, that's their problem. No matter what we say or do, some people's minda are already made up and will forever be slave to the hausa fulani.


This write-up is apt. No sugarcoating! Straight to the point.

It has to be about yourba for you idioti.c, toxic brain, akpu chewing ipod. Face your problems alone and stop calling yoruba for every little thing. Yorubas won't help you get your biafrau.d. Go and fight for it yourself. Nitwit
Re: Between Secession And Restructuring; The Parable Of The Faulty Atm by Nobody: 1:46pm On Aug 06, 2017
Sagay212:


It has to be about yourba for you idioti.c, toxic brain, akpu chewing ipod. Face your problems alone and stop calling yoruba for every little thing. Yorubas won't help you get your biafrau.d. Go and fight for it yourself. Nitwit
the idiotic Yorubas I meant are dirty stinky looking Yoruba muslins with unkempt beards like you who oppose restructuring yet don't want people who are tired of the retrogressive hausa fulani to clamour for self deternination. Now skid off my mention.

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Re: Between Secession And Restructuring; The Parable Of The Faulty Atm by igbeke: 1:54pm On Aug 06, 2017
Aura2:


I am not sure you have a clue what the issue is, besides ,most of you trying to make sense out of the whole thing have no clue how and who deserves the Nigerian purse, anyways, enjoy your ignorance.
You have just said nothing
Re: Between Secession And Restructuring; The Parable Of The Faulty Atm by blackfase(m): 1:55pm On Aug 06, 2017
ColonelDrake:

the idiotic Yorubas I meant are dirty stinky looking Yoruba muslins with unkempt beards like you who oppose restructuring yet don't want people who are tired of the retrogressive hausa fulani to clamour for self deternination. Now skid off my mention.


They crawling out already like d vermins they are. They never disappoint!

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Re: Between Secession And Restructuring; The Parable Of The Faulty Atm by Sagay212: 1:56pm On Aug 06, 2017
ColonelDrake:

the idiotic Yorubas I meant are dirty stinky looking Yoruba muslins with unkempt beards like you who oppose restructuring yet don't want people who are tired of the retrogressive hausa fulani to clamour for self deternination. Now skid off my mention.


blah blah blah...it's biafrau.d or death and it's death for you because biafrau.d is a mirage. You can hit your head on your ogbunigwe for all i care.

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