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Lol Crazy Boyfriend Chops Everything He And His Ex-gf Owned In Two (pics) (2) (3) (4)
Crazy Boyfriend by EmmyBoy2(m): 9:45pm On Feb 13, 2010 |
A bit lewd I'm afraid, but here goes. This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a fluting?" "What? You're crazy!" she said. "Look, don't worry," he said. "It will be quick, I promise you." "Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody, " "At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I really need it." "I've already said NO, and NO is final!" "Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie, I know you like it too." "NO!!! I've said NO!!!" Desperately, he says, "My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love you and I really need this fluting." At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes she says: "Dad says, 'Dammit, give him the fluting or I'll have to blow him but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom button so the rest of the family can get some sleep.' |
Re: Crazy Boyfriend by tayoast(m): 10:46pm On Feb 13, 2010 |
9ce. 5.5/10 |
Re: Crazy Boyfriend by maximized(m): 10:51pm On Feb 13, 2010 |
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Re: Crazy Boyfriend by Kunbee: 2:24am On Feb 16, 2010 |
Me likey ![]() |
Re: Crazy Boyfriend by Mavenb0x(m): 2:38am On Feb 16, 2010 |
I don hear this joke before. Kunbee i know say you go like am. ![]() |
Re: Crazy Boyfriend by Kunbee: 2:48am On Feb 16, 2010 |
It caught my red eye ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Crazy Boyfriend by Mavenb0x(m): 2:56am On Feb 16, 2010 |
@Kunbee: yes I no am no longer using (f) so I am back as mavenbox(m). ![]() |
Re: Crazy Boyfriend by Kunbee: 3:06am On Feb 16, 2010 |
welcome ![]() |
Re: Crazy Boyfriend by sweetliet: 3:06pm On Feb 18, 2010 |
still cant find d joke |
Re: Crazy Boyfriend by Kunbee: 12:54am On Feb 20, 2010 |
Check under the couch. |
Re: Crazy Boyfriend by r231(m): 10:56am On Feb 20, 2010 |
^^^i am checking |
Re: Crazy Boyfriend by Kunbee: 12:01pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
Keep searching |
Re: Crazy Boyfriend by r231(m): 12:05pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
^^^^where have u been |
Re: Crazy Boyfriend by Kunbee: 12:15pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
My husband school ni oo but i am home for the weekend ![]() |
Re: Crazy Boyfriend by r231(m): 4:53pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
oh ok pele how is school |
Re: Crazy Boyfriend by Kunbee: 8:43pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
Its dere jare |
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