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A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Marvel1206: 8:25pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
First things first, let me blow some minds and reveal that this book is actually a product of the Jehovah's Witnesses. ![]() Who would have thought? Are you shocked? I sure as hell was. Anyways, let's get into it. Lalasticlala Mynd44 21 Likes |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Marvel1206: 8:35pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
1. That time Adam & Eve were thrown out of the garden of eden for disobeying orders. ![]() I always wondered. Had the angels with the flaming swords always been there or were they assigned to that post after Adam & Eve got kicked out? 28 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Marvel1206: 8:38pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
2. This was that time the giant mutant children of ashewo angels were wreaking havoc and just being all around dicks to the general human populace. ![]() Doesn't that giant kinda look like Thor? 28 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by decatalyst(m): 8:41pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
What a lovely book. ![]() Nostalgic... ![]() 8 Likes |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Marvel1206: 8:44pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
3. That time Noah tried to warn people about the coming floods but all they did was roast him and call him crazy. ![]() Loooooool! Look at how much those assholes are cracking up. There is NO WAY whatever joke was cracked before this was THAT funny but look at that idiot in front. LMAO 22 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Marvel1206: 8:48pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
4. This was when someone came up with the SUPER bright idea to build a tower stretching into the heavens so they could spy on God or whatever.Then God retaliated by plunging them into confusion. ![]() 20 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Marvel1206: 8:48pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
5. This was that time Lot's wife refused to hear word and got turned into a pillar of salt.She could've made it out with her husband and daughters oh, but she just had to look back because of like jewelries or something. ![]() Funny story, my sister once told me that the world's supply of salt comes from Lot's wife. I said it to a teacher at school in class. I was laughed at for weeks. 49 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Marvel1206: 8:50pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
6. Throwback to that time Esau was training for the hunger games. ![]() Looool. I kid. This was when the book went to ridiculously great lengths to explain how different Jacob and Esau were. Even with the drawings. Check it: ![]() 21 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Nobody: 8:51pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
Marvel1206:Can I get copy of this book online? This book put me on my Christian journey 26 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Marvel1206: 9:00pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
Jacksparr0w1207:Yes o https://www.jw.org/en/publications/books/bible-stories/?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C3236368883 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Marvel1206: 9:06pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
7. This was when Jacob's daughter, Dinah, joined bad gang and immediately got raped. ![]() Before you get triggered, I described it the same way the book did. Go fight the witnesses. 27 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Nobody: 9:07pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
Marvel1206:Thanks boss |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Marvel1206: 9:07pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
8. Here we have Joseph interpreting dreams and stuff that time Potiphar's wife did him dirty and had him thrown in jail. ![]() All because he didn't want to smash oh. Potiphar's wife was the worst. 22 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Marvel1206: 9:10pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
9. I don't know about y'all but I think this was hands down, the coolest miracle performed in the bible. ![]() Fight me if you disagree. I don't care. 37 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Marvel1206: 9:12pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
10. This was that time God told the Israelites to bring all the spoils of war gotten from Jericho to the tabernacle but this nigga decided to steal clothes and gold for himself.And he and his family got stoned to death because of it. ![]() The writers of the book ended this particular story with"Do you now see why it's wrong to take other people's things?", lowkey telling kids that if they ever steal, they'll die by stoning. Also, look how evil the artists made him look. Like he's burying a body! LOL 23 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Marvel1206: 9:14pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
11. When Jesus put the teachers in the temple to shame by schooling the hell out of them. ![]() These guys must have been walking with their shoulders in the air because they supposedly knew everything there was to know about the scriptures and young Jesus just came and shamed them anyhow 27 Likes |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Marvel1206: 9:20pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
12. This was when Isaac met Rebekah for the first time and she was seriously serving Indian movie realness. ![]() Yasss girl! Work it! LOL 30 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Marvel1206: 9:22pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
13. This was when Jezebel was casually thrown out of a window. She died instantly. Probably from broken bones and internal hemorrhaging. Also, they let dogs eat her body. I need to have a serious talk with Jezebel's makeup artiste. What is with all that eye shadow?! 31 Likes |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Marvel1206: 9:25pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
14. The Last Supper (or as I like to call it, the most famous/depressing dinner party in history) ![]() 25 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Marvel1206: 9:28pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
15. When Judas gave Jesus away with a kiss for 30 pieces of silver. (Money he didn't even enjoy seeing as he hanged himself not long after). ![]() Did it bother anyone else that everybody in this picture looks exactly the same? It always bugged me. That's just lazy on thepart of whoever drew this. http://www.zikoko.com/post/a-trip-down-memory-lane-my-book-of-bible-stories 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Omoluabi16(m): 10:17pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
Marvel1206:I used to think so too when I was much younger. 14 Likes |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by AwesomeDuru(m): 3:36am On Aug 13, 2017 |
I totally enjoyed this book back then. I was mainly interested in the pictures then 17 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by holluwai(m): 7:43am On Aug 13, 2017 |
It reminds me of a lot. Innocent days 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by salbis(m): 11:47am On Aug 13, 2017 |
Unconsciously, this book had bestowed some positives in my upbringing. 13 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by CAPSLOCKED: 11:47am On Aug 13, 2017 |
I WAS ALREADY DEEPLY INDOCTRINATED BEFORE I HAD THIS BOOK. ![]() 21 Likes 5 Shares
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Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by soleexx(m): 11:47am On Aug 13, 2017 |
Im proud to be a child of God 15 Likes |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by cristianisraeli: 11:48am On Aug 13, 2017 |
HAHAHAHA..IF U DIDNT READ THIS BOOK AS A CHRISTIAN KID...THEN U MISSED ALOT!!! 33 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by godquality: 11:48am On Aug 13, 2017 |
The good old days when religion preaches true peace and love. Nothing like terrorism then. The era b4 the privatisation of churches and the buying of private jets by pastors ![]() ![]() 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by sisisioge: 11:48am On Aug 13, 2017 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The pictures were the only reasons I wanted to read the stories then. How time flies... 9 Likes |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Nobody: 11:49am On Aug 13, 2017 |
I reminisce, I reminisce. 4 Likes |
Re: A Trip Down Memory Lane: My Book Of Bible Stories by Oluwaseyi00(m): 11:49am On Aug 13, 2017 |
Ok |
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