Although he always ordered just ham and eggs everyday, one customer at
the diner always studied the menu carefully each day before ordering.

One day, his regular waitress decided to see if he could be made to
order anything else. Before giving him the menu she marked out the ham
and eggs entry with a pen.

Once the customer had looked over the menu for a few minutes, the
waitress approached him and asked, "Sir, did you notice that I scratched
something you like?"

Without looking up from the menu, he quickly replied, "Well, then go
wash your hands and bring me some ham and eggs."

Ok